Theeyoncé

If you’re here because I said something that upset you, just know that your opinion doesn’t make you right. #kellyClarksonFansHateMe

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

Cry somewhere else.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@hulu please pick #castlerock back up for season 3 and continue with the Annie Wilkes. It was one of the best shows on there.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

The new #ResidentEvil was great. Idk how people can say it was had. The police station and mansion looked great. It had so many elements of the games without getting off track. Perfect intro to the next movies. I loved it.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@DoorDash seriously. Can we get useful promo codes now? Everyone is onto their 45th order by now

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@_BigBen7 just retire.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

DoorDash, Uber, UberEats, Lyft, GrubHub: “20% off on your first order🥴”. We are well past that.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@hulu bring back castle rock

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

Had a dream the other night that season 2 of #EuphoriaHBO finally came out. Out of these two dreams we have a better chance of the Black Mirror dream coming true first to finger spread the air and popping up an OS screen.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

Had a @blackmirror type dream that I woke up and heard on the news that we could all zoom spread the air to create a little ♦️. At about an inch it would disappear and the PC start menu would appear. We could select whatever with our mind. GPS maps, music, internet etc.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

If you ever want to see @theweeknd but the tickets are too expensive just see @majidjordan instead. They sound about the same.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@perrymattfeld you’re gorgeous and a great actress. Why aren’t you in more movies/ shows?

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@SaraBareilles can you do a cover of @Alanis ‘s Reasons I Drink please? The intro reminds me of Love Song. Maybe a mashup. Or call her up and do a collab.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@RodTheKicker3 looks like he gets swirlies and wedgies on the daily

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

Those @Colts sweatshirts are wicked ugly

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@CalvinRidley1 either drops balls that go straight into his hands or he’s covered like white on rice and screwed by flags.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

Welp, I won’t be going to the @Alanis show tonight because @TickPick doesn’t know how to send tickets correctly nor do they have an efficient customer service department. This really sucks. I got my confirmation email a month ago.Said tickets were supposed to me emailed yesterday

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@TickPick can someone please DM me. I bought tickets for a concert tonight and I still don’t have my tickets. I got a confirmation email but no tickets. The concert is in 3 hours

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Your periodic reminder that Elon Musk’s $138,000,000,000 in pandemic wealth gains could cover the cost of tuition for 5.5 million community college students & feed 29 million low-income public-school kids — while still leaving Musk $4,000,000,000 richer than he was before Covid.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

FWP but I hate that @disneyplus leaves movies you finished on your Continue Watching if there’s 3 minutes or less remaining. There also isn’t an option to remove the show/movie from that category. I’m also 30 and should be in bed, not trying to watch Home Alone at 12:15am

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

I say it every year. @derekcarrqb has THE BEST smokey eye out there.

[Theeyoncé @Theezus6]

@OphirGottlieb https://t.co/IxfgdzHumO it’s finicky but it’s better than nothing. You can also do a free trial for the week from cbs or some stream app to suffice for today. Just remember to cancel