The fat dad

Vasectomy survivor

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

I couldn't tell nouns from a verb
But I could sell wings to a bird
I could sell tags to a shirt

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Yes people got killed, but they always get killed

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

@glutenfreeperc Wanna rub my head and tell me lies

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Nah can’t come out I gotta get racist in the morning

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Got beef with Josh Griddey now.

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

I’m starting a band

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

@ChristianW94058 Shave no doubt. I fuck heavy with the chick fil a ice

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

@Landon_Disdic I changed the culture

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Rough start to the football season

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

@Landon_Disdic Yea moved back to Chicago

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Jake peavy

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

I furnished my whole apartment from dealdash

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Skrilla

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

In my Caleb Williams jersey no drawls

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Deport Cairo Santos back to Brazil

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

*ex girlfriend gets engaged*

Commented on the insta post:
“Big news for the unemployed”

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

I’m rocking furs on furs I’m probably beafing with peta

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

Me 30 beers deep on the pontoon this weekend

[The fat dad @Thefatdad37]

I’m hearing colors and seeing sounds rn