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[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I get new followers infrequently enough that I can run vibe checks. If I can see you retweeting Elon Musk or some other idiot chud within 30 seconds of scrolling thru your feed, don't bother following cuz I will softblock you

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@h0tirl Leave me alone

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@abossgoose Ohhh they're dark matter dicks

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

On a galactic scale, ALL penises are pretty small.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@ThomBrady5 @AbbyMarsx Die

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

blocked @JakeStateFarm. I muted the account, but theyre gangstalking me, (tune into literally any number station for proof) so I still got the ads. It just had to be THAT ad campaign. For a fuckin decade, I couldnt introduce myself without "from state farm?" in response. fuck you

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

The only way to be this dumb is on purpose

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@nk95819619 @arielxpink @bartlebytaco I pretty much said it was a throwaway vote and that I'm not sure if I even remember it right. And it doesn't matter cuz it's not on topic at all. All you've done is go on tangents.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@poyotimebaybee They legitimately think all women secretly hate each other and are playing 5d chess cold wars to cockblock each other

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@lucile_darling Guy who made mediocre (imo) art pop and then revealed himself to be a total chud and was surprised to be the only one in the middle of that venn diagram

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I don't see that one kinda blurred image of him on the street nearly as often as I feel like I should

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Elon Musk says he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.” 😳

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@paulg @giffmana A summary isn't supposed to contain all of the ideas of what it's summarizing. Do you want your maps to be the size of the land they represent?

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@WR0000001 @itsamari_2005 @leshaami This has probably happened at least ten times today

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@MattyDubbs01 @PunishedAG Homophobes won't even read anymore, they just look at you like this

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@allegiantfaith There's always an ad lol

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Yknow I don't really expect kids to all read Camus, but like can't you take two seconds to Google for context? Do people not fear looking like complete idiots?

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@ghost_exquisite It's called internet porn

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@boygrrI Working fast food, I always thought that at half an hour til close, every order should have a 1 in 10,000 chance of getting marked for the kitchen to dose with laxatives, and a zero gets knocked off the 10,000 every ten minutes.