The Green Fn

#chinglish

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Life Rule #1: a straight man never wears a tote bag

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

WELCOME TO DALLAS, @morezjohnsonJr! 🤠

#MavsDraft26

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Ban DJ Khaled from courtside at MSG immediately. Dude has just been on his phone all game

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Mitch. Fucking. Marner.

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/3gmCkpsqMg #NBA #82and0

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Peak

[Mets Prospect Group @bkfan09]

Brewers add to their 2028 Class

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Crazy OT crowd in a must win playoff game 🔥

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Average ESPN stat

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

Aaron Rose Philip arriving at the Met Gala ✨

First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major agency… breaking barriers with every step

This is what real representation looks like 💫 #Metgala

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

@therealbluekool

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

We don't tell enough happy stories here so: Thank you so much to Olentangy High School for setting up the "signing day" station for our son Judson. He has profound autism, and will attend Stewart Home & School in the fall, and likely for the rest of his life. 1/

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

CJ McCollum playoff 30 ball and go ahead jumper

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

John Poulakidas is a sniper!!

28 PTS (career high)
9/18 FG
8 3PT 🔥

#MFFL

[ESPN @espn]

Michigan DOMINATES Louisville in the second half to advance to its SECOND Elite Eight in program history 👏

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

The boozer twins do NOT use androids ✌️😭

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

No one’s going to bring up the fact that Alex Sarr had 28 in 20 min against Bam tonight #noticing

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

Bam just had the grossest historic game ever.

He became the first ever player to score 70 while shooting under 50% on FGs (20/43).

He attempted 43 free throws and made 36, both the most ever.

He played 42 minutes & his team intentionally fouled to prolong a 30-point blowout.

[Barstool Michigan @BarstoolUofM]

In 2013-2014, Mark Jackson implemented a new play design called the “elevator screen” for Steph Curry and Klay Thompson.

It is now 2026 and it is being used for Syla Swords to take down lil sis, and she might even have a quicker release than Steph.

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

#back

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

A traditional unlike any other. Sunday night Trader Joe’s pizza

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Watching my team score 3 points in a playoff game

[The Green Fn @thegreenfn]

Trae Young was born to be a wizard