The Guardiac Kid

Dejected Guards Fan and Writer.

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I have not seen someone look as bad as Gabriel Arias has today. IN A LONG TIME.

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@GolfTravelerJoe Wildwood Golf Course - Scappoose, Oregon (Portland)

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@princetonheavy @NUCLRGOLF Yeah. No kidding. Total and complete dominance is the worst. Hated watching Tiger and LeBron and Ovechkin and Barry Bonds. It’s just so boring 🙄😂

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@tim_stebbins

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@odysseygolf This is actually insane. How is this legal?

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@TonyMetroMLB @TalkinBaseball_ This guy has less character than a potato. The only marketing opportunity about him is he throws hard AF. He was never going to be the face of baseball.

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@Cade4ISU Chambers Bay. The greens fees have gotten astronomical but it really did feel like you were on another planet on that course.

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@FrontPorchU You obviously don’t live in Oregon. Ducks fans are insufferable……. All the talk. Never had a good season that didn’t end with a beat down by Ohio state 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@JTSnowSix Playing in SF really ruins people. Sad to see.

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@kelsi_nichol Name change? Fine. I’m good with it. But for god sakes get rid of the clip art baseball. It’s so bush league

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@Noaholson77 I read the comments and someone else brought it to my attention, I don’t hate the logo, I hate the BALL. If it was just a winged G that would actually be kinda fire.

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@Noaholson77 It’s pretty awful. It’s the least Major League LOOKING one in the MLB. Looks like a tee ball logo tbh. But I’m fine with the name change and the rebrand. Logo is rough tho.

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@Xwobalover @Noaholson77 I never realized this but the winged G without the ball is TEN times better. Thank you for explaining my hatred 😂

[Dr. Sticks @mcgoatzieburner]

Brayan Rocchio:

Can’t hit
Can’t field
Slow
Noodle arm
Can’t bunt
Average walk rate 👀🤫

What a player 🔥🔥

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@WhooptyHell440 @CleGuardians Definitely not. You have better healthcare here if you have a job. If you don’t have a job 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@NUCLRGOLF But did he repair his divots?

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

It’s over

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@R__Duncan @Bobbk_ He’s in critical condition

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@terencedaniels Today! Walked almost 8 miles!

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Kyle Manzardo is a fucking dawg