Thei

yeah

[kai 🎧 @ka1pilled]

i wanna be ur everything bagel but im just nothing burger to u 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

Any man who makes "sexual discipline" a personality trait is fighting a war with themselves to not be a freak boul. Like bro just be normal lmfaoooo

[Mr.Fantasie @WLKMN_]

genuinely life after high school

[miya @miyarah_]

“perdón, me olvidé contestar jajaja”

el estado en el que me encuentro:

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

im sorry i have to go i have to rush home to play video games

[バカ @gl00mytrash]

you’re not paranoid. the reason they’re not texting you back is bcuz they’re too busy texting someone else :3c you’re no longer the favorite

[Каilien 👽 @ukelover__]

school dni😡😡😡
teachers dni😡😡😡
homework dni😡😡😡
exams dni😡😡😡
projects dni😡😡😡
essays dni😡😡😡
presentations dni😡😡😡

[cat ‎ ✂️ @catb0icarti]

NORMALIZE THIS BY AGE 25:
no job
no girlfriend
no social skills
no driving license
blowing your head smoove off

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[‏۟ @yesirski]

life after highschool

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

it's HIGHLY important that we remember that it wasn't the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

[chris @ianogaf]

i think i speak for all men when i say we are gay and like boys

[g @34rths]

They should invent someone just for Me

[ellie 💌 @stellarharus]

“they should teach media literacy in schools”

motherfucker thats called ENGLISH CLASS

[enano borracho y atorrante @mateorieve]

"Los hombres IBAN a la guerra"

todavía lo hacemos querida

[thomas @kamis4to_o]

if you’re learning a new character don’t play qp play comp instead

[rela @otterluvr08]

i think it’s okay to be pathetic if you really like someone