True Story

Tell me what you know about dreaming

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

@popartcartoonz Here, here

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@manofletterz 🐝🔪

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@secondhandpenis Kiss it 😘

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

@kelly_ques Breaking Dawn pt. 2

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@sassyteach24 Break it for fun

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

Made me a cartoon

[Víkrám @gvicks]

Twitter is full of "married singles."

[cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse]

don't forget, someone somewhere hates you with a vengeance

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

@popartcartoonz Multi-task

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

The dyson vacuum just fucking cock-blocked the robot vac with it's cord

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@supermarkusa Thank you

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@manofletterz Oops

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I still think Percy should be punished for how he killed Coffee

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

@manofletterz Good job

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

Him: Yo

Me: If you want to see my titties, just ask.

[👀 Eyes Like Yours 👀 @DeyJust_eyes]

Why show my ass for Hump Day, when I can just be one instead.

[True Story @TheirneyFalls]

I don't know what to do with my life today