Killua

Nah, fuck you boomer

[Killua @Theishmeister]

Preposterous boast, but alas

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

“she thought it was my cock but my glock very hard”

[Ᏽ. @Lil_Gayu]

Frrr 😭

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs.

“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m gone be real….. idgaf about nobody being over here illegally 😭😭 you couldn’t pay me to care

[gilbert @gilbertsclips]

Coolest thing JJK has done or will ever do

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@lavishkea Well that’s not too hard bc you’re a nig- a beautiful black qween

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@lavishkea @priinnyvert

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@EliPiser Felt that sooo deeply

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

RIP Andrew Tate, I drew this picture in remembrance of him

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@lavishkea @stfuody We’re literally hilarious 😭

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@lavishkea Yes we have and no

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@lavishkea Start watching anime

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@EliPiser What… what about my laughter?

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@tedkardas $Fuckuboomer just got up for class

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@CashApp #CashAppExtraCredit

Just got to my senior year of college and moved into my first apartment help a broke kid out

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@CashApp Can’t afford college currently and homeless $Fuckuboomer pls help

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@EliPiser Too bad I already have and now I’m your step brother 😔

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@toricarden

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@PaigeACapps This is so funny hahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[Killua @Theishmeister]

@EliPiser How the turn tables my beautiful Pizzman