Jokes In The Kitchen

Just tryin to add a little fun in your life

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Guys can retire but women, #never

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@letz_get_HANdzi thats what i like to hear

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What do you say to a woman trying to argue politics with you? "Get back in the fucking kitchen!

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do; and a woman's gotta be in the kitchen.

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Best way to avoid Rape. Don't leave the kitchen.

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Bmore gossip girl makes jokes like bitches make me sandwiches

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Why does my wife have 2 black eyes? Cause she did not listen the 1st time

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If my wife has 5 apples in one hand & 5 pears in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an upper cut for fucking up dinner.

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heard about this shark attack in Ocean City last week. It was really sad. My only question... How the hell did a shark get into a kitchen?

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How many men does it take to change the kitchen lightbulb? None let the bitch cook in the dark

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Every time we get carry-out i fell like that lazy bitch is cheating on me

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Obviously Rihanna refused to make chris brown a sandwich #believeit

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S/O to our veterans and serving military for your commitment and dedication to our country. Because we know freedom don't come free 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Ladies...not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.

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Men are six times more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means storms are six times less likely to occur in a kitchen.

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@soobizZARe i mean thats fine if it going down in the kitchen...But if its not then u need to tell me who there are so then can make me food

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@in_HISS_pants this bitch knows how to make a nice sandwitch so follow her

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have you ever wandered why women don't lift? cause the spend all their useless time in the kitchen