Thekla Fay

Can drink his weight in whole milk in a week?

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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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?This is not the Droid you?re looking for.? - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone

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I miss talking to the OLD you.

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If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you're drunk.

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Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first

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Love takes it's time. Love doesn't rush. Trust in Love's timing, it is always correct.

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Love less, care less, use your heart less and get hurt less.

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do u ever get so zoned into ur music that u forget ur staring at someones dick or that ur walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

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whoa just saw 4 cops arresting some drug dealer guy by the golf course! pssh everyone knows u dont sell drugs until its dark! rookie.

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New York - the city that never sleeps with the same person twice.

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i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

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There's photoshop, auto tune, &amp plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.

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If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. -Lord Chesterfield

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What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"?

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I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT

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Held a door open for a girl today and didn't even get a blowjob, so tired of getting friend zoned

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72% of females who aspire to be part of the Fashion Industry end up in the Sex Industry instead.

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calling your parents by their first names bc you're sassy &amp can't be tamed

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I bet the bright side gets really sick of being looked at.

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If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, you're meant to be.