Damien Kirk

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@ryangrim Corrected

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

- voted for 8 of Trump's cabinet members
- voted for Laken Riley act, killing due process for immigrants
- George W. Bush national security advisor
- first dem endorsed by Liz Cheney
- pro Israeli genocide
- pro TikTok ban
- anti-student debt relief

GET THIS DISGUSTING MAGA SELL OUT COLLABORATOR OUT OF OUR FACES

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

🚨New from @DropSiteNews: Tesla is forecast to win the largest State Dept contract of 2025 -- $400 million for "Armored Tesla" -- according to procurement documents we reviewed.

(And @elonmusk before you accuse us of doxxing, the docs are public)
https://t.co/I4ZGBFEYup

[Leon Simons 🌍 @LeonSimons8]

Global Warming Has Accelerated
Are the United Nations and the Public Well-Informed?
[No!]

Notes from the presentation of this groundbreaking new paper by James Hansen (@DrJamesEHansen) et al. (2025), with leading climate scientists:

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[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@prem_thakker @RepMarkPocan, you need to be on this list.

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@100000slimes @FilmCow Only if the email is from Dr. Alden himself, of course.

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@GeoffBoyardee The pauses

[M&A's Excellent Adventures @MAsExcellentAd1]

Our biggest episode yet JUST DROPPED! You do NOT want to miss this one, folks! We've got @bobbbackwards, @MOPETEtweets, @Theldonio, @notliketxtv, @littlestjenna, Curbature, FancyOctopus, and Conor Finnegan!

https://t.co/Ey7Rrssc8c

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

My laptop’s fans decided to explode just in time for this recording… but I’ll figure it out!

[Daddy Tuesday Night @MikeyTheBadBoy]

So excited to work with some hilarious new people, and to have @bobbbackwards and @MOPETEtweets on again!

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@reilecoyote But how do you feel about turkey, your friends, your job, and Chardonnay?

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@RepCori @RepMarkPocan @MarkPocan Any reason you’re not on this list?

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@reilecoyote Got my ticket!

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

#GREENLIGHTVOLUME10! Just do it! It should be done so make it done and do it!

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@bobbbackwards @nytimes #WheelOfBueltune

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@unkillableNPC @GeoffBoyardee It’s catching on!

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@FuckFacePod Found this from a decade ago on Facebook. Possibly an intellectual ancestor of gurple? @andrewpanton @GeoffLRamsey @GavinFree

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@Condoggfinndogg @aggie_ok @reilecoyote @DanielSRashid NEVER!

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@MOPETEtweets I had a friend in high school who once claimed I knew all of pi. At the time I laughed this off, but now… who can say?

[Damien Kirk @Theldonio]

@MikeyTheBadBoy @nolmurph237 @patrickhwillems Indeed, red handed and closely sanded. But don’t worry about, man, everyone deserves a second chance. I just hope the Liam Neeson fans of the world choose to give you one (or three, if needed).