THELMA ♣️🪄

simple creature💕|| Sociologist|| Product Manager|| Cybersecurity Beginner Level

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

“Si vis pacem, para bellum”

[pilot-GrAm @olaomoabdullahi]

@ECommandox God bless my Alma mata 💚

[Loretta🧶 @LorettaOdey]

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[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

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[Bàbájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁 @CRawkeen]

I tried to borrow some money from my babe one year and she reminded me of something I said to her jokingly.

There was a time she made pap and it didn't set. The whole thing was watery and she wanted to pour it away to make another one. So I said no, you don't have to waste it, it’s because it’s not done.

So I poured it into a pot and cooked it. In a few seconds, it thickened. And I said “It’s everything someone will be teaching you. Ordinary Ogi o”

She kept it in her mind. So that day, I needed funds to add up to clinch something and I asked her to lend me. She travelled back to that day and said “Shebi iwo mo ogi po” which means “You know how to make pap, don't you?”

I didn't see the correlation so I said okay? How does it relate? She said put table and chairs outside, be making pap and akara , in two days you will make the money

Apa mi de jabo

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire Are you for real?? 😳 I have poke root castor oil that I’m meant to use, but I have been messing around with it.

[Evans Msiza @EvansSiphoMsiza]

A woman can calmly explain ten times that something makes her uncomfortable. Then, on the eleventh time, she snaps. And the man will only remember the eleventh time. For some reason, the first ten don’t make it into the male version of the story.

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire Wetin dey hungry you ??

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

“Marriage of those days lasted”

All thanks to our mothers' patience and endurance, but that era has passed; no woman in her reasonable mind would endure this kind of torment.

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

Do cheats ever think of how their actions affect their partners?
Someone will genuinely love you and you’ll go ahead to publicly embarrass them because you can’t control yourself.

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire You Dey whine 😂😂😂

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

You people make marriage so stressful, just stay faithful or divorce, fuvkin hell.

[Olaoluwagbc @olaoluwagbc]

I’m a magnet for wealth and abundance. Every door meant for me is opening. Favor follows me everywhere I go. There’s more than enough for me and everyone connected to me.

I affirm.

[Loretta🧶 @LorettaOdey]

So if that online big sister doesn’t advise you, you won’t have sense? 😂

From your family, friends, school and even the environment you grew up in, you didn’t hear any reasonable advice or see anybody sensible enough to advise you? It has to be your online big sister before you’ll know what to do? 😭

Ahhh, una don turn online big sister to personal life coach. Tor 😂

[Tejiri @_tejs]

you have to be careful with what you consume on social media so you don’t inherit other people’s traumas

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire @badboyEhis I Dey shame for you 😭

[Ayaba @eniola_john]

Happy monday family

Our blood will not be use to paint the road.

I declare this week accident free

In the name of the father.
And of the sun
And of the holy spirit.

[2.2 ✨ @_drgoofball]

"she threw shades at people" and the shade is " 25 and engaged and you?". You people are dense man. Too dense it's sad.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

My hot take this morning is that if you are in a “serious” relationship and you have never checked your partner’s phone, you are probably a foól. I’m not sorry🙂

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire Make he no Dey spirit filled for church 😭😭

[THELMA ♣️🪄 @Thelma_Treasure]

@maxxyfire @wholezed_ You’re joking that you go by this in a context like this