The Madam Twinkle

Softlife CEO💅| Gifted Skin Healer⭐️| An Actual Sapiosexual👅 (not the Clichéd one)|My opinions brought you here,I think you stay😉

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

Sheer Courtesy demands that when you send a person a message first you GREET -Acknowledge the person politely before going ahead to drop your messages.

Greeting doesn’t mean you’re doing it because the person is older (This is a cultural conditioning) …It means I came to you first so I should acknowledge your presence and existence…

You want to guess how simple this is? = “HELLO” “HI” ….. Not “Hey” because I am not your frnd dumbo!

That’s all….If you feel like a simple “Good Morning,Afternoon,Evening” will k*ll you or can dry out the blood in your body, how about “Hello”!?

Badly tutored/mannered adults everywhere …. Tufia!

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

@instablog9ja “Love is not a major prerequisite on which marriage should be happen”

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@BalogunAbass12 If you are not what is number 11?

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@yabaleftonline I don’t think asking will be my first thought,I should be offering him something

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@BellaBaddie__ You mean what industry will not collapse right?

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@DiianaD_ Brandy,Beyoncé ,literally rnb from the millennials

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@mide_io Lack of effective communication and lies

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@softrebels I don’t see any options or is there something you are not telling us

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@compzard If I mention it here now,a lot of people will think I am a thief ..💅

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@dahboss_vibez Isaac when he realized what his father Abraham was tying him up for

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Lagos developers will throw a fit at the size of that kitchen..can never be them

[Berneese @theberneese]

10M in 24hours??

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

@isodiq76 @Growwithamaka @instablog9ja The moment you decided not to use protection,you have sworn over your existence to them till they say they are fine and don’t need your support again ..

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

@clownworld Imagine explaining in prison that you’re locked up for fake injections. “Bro what you in for?” “Uh… views.”

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@RJSta3 @clownworld Imagine explaining in prison that you’re locked up for fake injections. “Bro what you in for?” “Uh… views.”

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

As the GCFR of the Federal republic of Nigeria 🤡

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Verydarkman is in china to make sure that the prices of some Chinese products are affordable to Nigerians. God bless him❤️🙌🏻

[The Madam Twinkle @Themadamtwinkle]

@oku_yungx As the GCFR of the republic🤣🤣

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@_BarnyO Definitely custard.. I don’t understand why people are deleting Garri,that’s a national delicacy with the right condiments…

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@it_Rutie The comments here are killing me🤣🤣🤣

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@dharmmy_ We are plenty on this bucketlist train.. very very weird..but definitely not something I am ashamed of..

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@thedispenser_ Beyonce⭐️