Mark Poolos

I am a comedian from Minneapolis. Married, father, and idiot.

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Did they find Nancy yet?

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I’m sorry Mambo #5 was magic. Lol #Theboys

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Just patiently waiting for the sequel to “I am number 4” “seven ate nine”

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My god who is Snoop Dogg’s Manager. Lord this guy is everywhere

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Amazing how many resources and coverage a lost rich white lady gets. 🤔

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Be safe out there guys

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Why didn’t he spray her in her face? All he had to do was tilt up 3 inches. But instead he was careful to spray it all over her, back of the closet Christmas sweater she was gonna throw away anyways.

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I would hate to be vanilla ice right now

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Man carries a gun he tends to use it.

-Sam Chissom

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What a bummer. It’s gonna be when those protesters in Minneapolis that are banging on drums and blowing whistles to try to keep the ice agents awake find out about noise canceling headphones.

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Percrogers has entered the building

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Corporations must be so tired of micro influencers, trying to ruin their business because they were mildly inconvenience and didn’t get their way like a bunch of toddlers

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Honestly I am so annoyed at Stranger Things. I mean I get it you can’t have too much happen before the big series finale but how about anything? I could recap the first episode of season five in 4 words.

-nothing happened, Will’s gay

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Does anyone know when that rapture thing is happening today? Is it after lunch? Trying to decide if I put pants on.

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Trump just announced that Tylenol causes autism and then could not pronounce acetaminophen. That’s where we’re at.

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Boomer parents. Kids were raised by everyone but them. Now they are checked out spending that house money. Greatest generation

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Brian missed the bus to jersey shore #BachelorInParadise