Theo Hirschfield

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🎤“I’m a savage, yuh”

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Chris Rock for best actor ?

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espresso martinis are so in right now

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What kind of materials do u use to make a mirror. Like seriously

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Pulisic we love you 🇺🇸 @USMNT

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only known for doing pottery and being deaf

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@matthewaragaw Lesgoooooo

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@kimbal @elongateog @biggreen let’s go!!!

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Speaking English in a Spanish accent does not make you more understandable to Mexican locals

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is a cheetoh a chip?

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being deaf is superior. I sleep when I want. I can use it as an excuse for anything. I have a magnet in my head so I can stick random magnetic objects to the outside of my head. I’ll never loose my hearing.

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Getting all of your stuff together after the security checkpoint at the airport has got to be one of the most stressful things in life

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This sounds obvious but it’s crazy that we can get drunk or high or have any sort of feeling. That our body is made of chemicals that can be altered and make us feel certain ways. Like how does one even begin to explain how we’re like this.

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How do planes work? Like tf?

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If there was a fire in my home and I could grab one thing, it would be my cast iron pan.

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Isn’t it funny how we have mini panics and get distressed when we forget something we were thinking about. Like dam it’s just a thought. & then other people that hear you forget your thought are like dam that’s gonna stress me out too.