Theodore Bacardi

so frat I'm a cat.
meow meow meowther fuckers

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

@dernerderglersh dude I be with all the ladies tonight, I'm 1 now!!

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

@dernerderglersh my mom doesn't understand that concept either 🙊

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“@TheFunnyVine: This made my day https://t.co/XEgae3CYN6” @alex_zee123

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

“@WhiteGirIs: this makes me happy http://t.co/ubkG9TJmvW” can this please be Maria @alex_zee123 @jess_zbiegien

[Alex Zbiegien @alex_zee123]

Hey bae

[Alpha Xi Delta @AXiD_Csus]

Wishing you Xi best Christmas! ✨

[KFC @kfc]

1 RT = 5 meals for Americans struggling w/ hunger via @FeedingAmerica. Help us #FillUpForGood! http://t.co/BmmhLiOcRj

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

@jayzee743 you weren't this excited to see me 😿

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

@lostanarchy911 but I want a new puppy friend!

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@lostanarchy911 : @smaitie_bird7 told you she's get you one for Christmas!

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

I hear my dad is hanging out with mom without me #betrayed #missmybro #freedom

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

@jayzee743 no present for me?

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Mom stole the other cat's toy for me #loved #blessed

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Mission, steal the turkey, is a go.

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Missing my cuddly girls @lauren_cain13 and @iPeltVans

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Moms a bish so I scratched the inside of her nose #teamdad

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They passed out in bed and won't play with me #hatethem

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Mom and dad I love you #cometome

[Theodore Bacardi @Theo_151]

Taking applications for new parents currently #orphan