Systems

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@glumonmic_ @grok @Cecilia_Bamusii just tell her

[Systems @Theodore2458]

I hear UTM talking but I doubt they would be any different once in office

[Onjezani Kenani @onjezani]

Katangale pa Malawi.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[Systems @Theodore2458]

We live in a movie on a daily

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

It’s going to be a very long day…

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

It’s going to be a very long day…

[Raymonette @Raymonette20302]

🖤

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Where is the equality in that.

Every risk in the working space should be shared

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

Guys.. Do you think it is right or not, for security companies to be assigning female security personnel to night shifts??

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@tiidrotafrikka2 They are petty people who are not in office to serve.

[Systems @Theodore2458]

📢📢📢

[keKabi @keKabelo_]

He likes side chicks because his mom was one 💎

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@vokkenmoeg 👌🏾

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Why is she even going out

[King Teezy @Teezy_Promking]

Majita what time should imama be home after a night out with the girls??

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Who asked?

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

I don’t do MEET-UPS 😳😳😳😳😳

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@Gorgg_beast I was hacked 🥹

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Atleast you know they reliable and always home

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

They are ugly and lack social skills 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Ma jelasi bwanji??

[GLUMON @glumonmic_]

Ndinu akulu

[Systems @Theodore2458]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How old are you?

[Dammie4trueluv @dammy4trueluv]

If she's a good woman, you would never have met her single at 30

[Systems @Theodore2458]

That is already true now.

But we own a larger share of the black magic department

[Chemicals @achemicals9]

One day, we’ll wake up to the news that the Indian community holds a larger share of privately owned land in Malawi than local Malawians.

[Systems @Theodore2458]

Wena ubatla girls outing

[🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎 @MaDhlomo_]

Nendoda and midday rounds 😭 this would all heal me right now. Flip man

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@PempheroMphande @tiidrotafrikka2 Malawi is a crime scene, after every regime new mob bosses pop up.

The forex crisis is for the common man on the street.

[Systems @Theodore2458]

@MaDhlomo_ Time to start posting verses 😏

[Systems @Theodore2458]

People take your tweets too seriously