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@DigistarDBZ's gross NSFW alt, full of buff old men you've never heard of. Guaranteed to bore you or your money back!

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@creamh0le @gomooink THE PROPHECY IS TRUE.

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@gomooink

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@gomooink I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS. BUT I AM ONE WHO IS OF HONOR.

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@rochepkmn Assuming Larry back there doesn't get to him first. 😉

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@gomooink Larry’s getting alllllllll the milk tonight 🥛

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WE DID IT JOE!!!!
(preorders soon!!)

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@BiteDiamond I’m sorry but if you’ve seen my account I ship the ever-loving shit out of him with Larry. Poor guy needs somebody to come home to at night that’ll feed him good food and provide basic self-care, and this amazing teacher malewife is literally his perfect man. 😤

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@BiteDiamond Knew it, he is still pubby 🤣

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@gomooink

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@BiteDiamond Wait a minute: if he’s a were-Mabosstiff, does this mean he has a pathetic-looking neutral face just like one, too?

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@gomooink give us that extra-hairy latin lover chest pls 🫶

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@gomooink oh my guys he bite his l i p I’m feeling real unwise over here help 🥵

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@gomooink when the hubbands get matching tiddy pads

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Pulling random ships out of my ass is my passion 🫣
Happy early Valentine's Day for Mr Saguaro and My husby Larry!
#NSFW #Bara #rule34 #PokemonEcarlateViolet #fanart #ArtistOnTwitter #Pokemon

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Oh yes, it _totally_ means Saguaro giving Larry a nursing handjob, but in writing: https://t.co/LTCO4Ifl10

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gd this means I'm gonna have to counter with Saguaro giving Larry a nursing handjob, aren't I

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🌳 🍊 🥛

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@gomooink no really male lactation makes me act unwise, you don't realize it

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@gomooink HE NEEDS SOME M I L K