Theodore Crandle

Privileged- Bishop Sycamore team manager 2021 - Guy 789/1000 for Bonnie Blue- 1X Arrested - Cat Owner

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Well boys, today ole Theo is currently dealing with last nights “would” with a trip to the hospital! Nothing like spending your whole Sunday with a girl who didn’t even top you off! #HANK #CTESPN

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Having this due in the same week has to be some type of crime. #Smartbook #PleaseHelpMeNetanyahu !

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

My GF and I share a Spotify account; when I went on it this morning she was listening to call her daddy podcast. So does that mean she’s going to cheat & break up with me or will I start receiving insane dome????? #wondering #whorestuff

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Can’t take being a fucking Cleveland sports fan. Doesn’t matter the sport we find a new way to disappoint every season……..

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Get this woman announcer off of my fucking TV now! #LetEmKnow

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Semester recap……… #TGIF #Midway

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Welp…… #ClassicDukeSell #MarchMadness

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

If anyone was curious as to how much money Gabe Cupps is getting per point, here’s the math on that. Was going to wait until the game was over, but he got taken out after 45 seconds so I’d say he’s done for the day….. Someone please fact check me if incorrect, infos from ESPN

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

I am the biggest Miami oh basketball hater of all time. Yall had no idea they had a team before this year and teams full of a bunch of white cucks.

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Good win Bucks

Gabe Cupps and Tilly you are not allowed to celebrate this

#SendTillyToIran
#CuppsToMexico

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Notice how all the libtards want the name and money striped off of everything but not their precious art center! #noticing #retardhangout

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@netflix fu*k u guys everyone hates this dumbass household account sharing stuff. Stop trying to nickel and dime everyone, you guys made 8.7 billion last year, Ts not enough or sum??????? Let me watch my shows on my parents account while I’m at school, ts frying me. Do better

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@libsoftiktok I hate this place. I will be calling ICE anytime I see someone illegal looking and make sure they are taken down

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@JJwiththeshifts I’m sorry brotha!

Let them Naysayers know who they fucked with these next couple games

-T

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@jacobsnoww I’ve never seen a more fries, bag, now post than ts…….holy 🍟🍟🍟

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@GfedGoCrazy That Trent Richardson jersey brings back lots of memories

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Cooking an apple pie and lasagna at the same time????
Europe would never understand.
Apartment smells extraordinary.
#Expand

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

#AllOverHisMouth

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Why tf do so many people have C spot passes. Takes me 15 minutes to find a damn spot and I’m starting to get really pissed off

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

@franktanksmith1 Hide your pennies!

[Theodore Crandle @Theodore_Cran]

Watching a fun show call “women trying to do men jobs”
Yes it’s going as bad as you would think
Yes I’m laying on the couch watching a movie
#BackToTheKitchen #TwoHoursLater(in SpongeBob narrator voice)