Theodore

Software developer 🙏🏽

[Ellen⁷13TS 🦉⁶🧊 @_fayegirl]

If we keep Janice STFU at #1 for a 3rd week, I'll get every owl an Iceman tour ticket

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[Theodore @Theodorendenge]

@Nkoskhodola_23 @Am_Blujay What does that mean?

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

happy birthday to my big bro @NotQuiteLikeDuB ❤️‍🩹 to think this was u last week to now, the growth is crazy. Love you 4L dawg 💯

[Drizzy @Drake]

Universal needs to stop taking my fucking songs down. I am doing this for the people not for your label.

[Drizzy @Drake]

Ahhahahaha this shit is classic.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

All this worrying just to die anyway lol

[THE BIGGEST @thebiggspeaker]

Girls must start dating man of their class , what makes you think that an engineer with a raptor and a house in Ausblick will marry you, a grade 3 teacher with just a Demio and a big forehead.? 😂😂

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Women are funny asf… you’re a foodie in my house, but you eat once a day in yours 😂

[Theodore @Theodorendenge]

@Shikonekeni_ I think one is the date of death and the other the date of burial.

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

he has a PhD in face acting

[Theodore @Theodorendenge]

@fineboyboazUTd @Bruce_Cares That's the point, it's a defence mechanism.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

[𝚅 𝙸 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴 @VinDollar016]

Nothing pisses me off like a broke woman trying to talk to me.

[Mak @mak_aura]

Nigga treating artic tempatures like its a hot ass summer day 😭

[Ka.Sondy🍒. @Shesshy2]

So people pay water to Municipality and Municipality pays to Namwater
How does the Municipality end up owing Namwater if people pay their water ?
And why would Namwater cut off water supply for the whole town if not everyone in the town has an outstanding water bill 😭???

[Loide Ngwedha Uushona @gwaShuuya_4th]

I’ve tried FNB unit trust, Sanlam and 2 different types of Old Mutual unit trust accounts, I have to say Old Mutual been the best. Was able to sort out so much just from those savings and the long term one still going. Tops!

[✨Meme gopo Peenzela✨ @Glori_a_h_]

I arrive in Mariental and the first thing i see is two niggas fighting..
One tried to throw a brick at the other; The other one takes out a knive to stab the brick thrower..
The petrol attendant looks at me and says "welcome to the South"
😭😭😭..