Darsh(an)

Tweeting to alleviate boredom. RTs or likes are not views or endorsements. General mockery of life.

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Save the earth, save lives. ✌🏽️

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Is it just me or do all of the anti LGBTQ+ people sound the same?

They’re such homophones.

#Pride #Pride2022 #pridemonth2022

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@graynics

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@graynics just bought a pair of Legend inners... please do better. These are supposed to be a large men’s. Look at the difference in size in the fingers. Please so better. #LoyalCustomer

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@graynics just bought a pair of Legend inners... please do better. These are supposed to be a large men’s. Look at the difference in size in the fingers. Please so better. #LoyalCustomer

[Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound]

That interview was the Rorschach test of our generation

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

A different approach but I’d open with Vihari and Gill... let Rohit come later (float him around the middle order) and allow him to attack. Would allow home to play more freely for the first ball.
#INDvsAUS thoughts?

[Mike atherton @Athersmike]

Time is the essence of Test cricket and a move to 4-day Tests would ultimately damage the gold standard game by changing its fundamental nature

https://t.co/T7P1QSWQDj

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Do you often turn away customers?@YOSushi
Have been asked to go elsewhere as the staff have been “very busy” today. We all have long days but this is pathetic.

[Tom O'Neil @thomasjameoneil]

Vernon Philander is one of the most under appreciated cricketers in history.

Here’s the entire list of Test cricketers with at least 200 wickets, a bowling average under 22 and a batting average over 24:

Vernon Philander

#SAvENG

[Tim O'Rahilly @timorahilly]

@wmarybeard @reg_nerps May I suggest two rules for life?
1) The best stuff happens outside your comfort zone.
2) If you wouldn't say it to your mum, don't say it on Twitter!

[Peter Miller @TheCricketGeek]

This is an absolute doozy of a good point.

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Starlets singing on the grapevines. Feed me some cheese.

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Oh Helen, I love you.

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@alastairjones93 @MichaelVaughan @RishabPant777 Yes

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@ChivanPatel

[deano @deanoo_98]

Unbelievable #GOAT

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Hello my tube is having a breakdown

[Tom Houghton @HonourableTom]

Oh my dear, sweet, ignorant friend. Please sit, relax and let me regale you with the tail of a very hungry catapilla...

[Douglas Murray @DouglasKMurray]

The New Statesman’s deputy editor lied about what Roger Scruton said and has now deleted some of these claims after getting Scruton sacked. Perhaps readers might ask @JasonCowleyNS why invention, misquotation and distortion are not sackable offences at the New Statesman?

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

Why have the govt not approached Noel Edmonds to help with negotiations Brexit? #DealOrNoDeal

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@rohangava9 Every time I hear the word I think of either Hunter S. Thompson or the character from the muppets. A great game tonight! Keep up the good work ✌🏽

[Darsh(an) @Theophany_Said]

@rohangava9 I do love your commentary! But if you say “gonzo” one more time I might just explode. Thanks.