Hotmilk Spongecake

I am a horny alt account. I am a wrestling shitposting alt account. I am the combination horny/ wrestling shitposting alt account.

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

When your plans suddenly have plans

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@ValPancakes Checking in on the East Coast

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Hi I'm Ash Stabbath and this is running six blocks in the heat while wearing leather and cowgirl boots so I can take a selfie with Johnny Knoxville

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

I didn't even ask for Nick Gage to go on a trans rights tangent for this, he just took that upon himself

[Zinnia Mint 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇮🇩🌺 @ZinniaMintLove]

The "sudden" rise of trans murder bothers me greatly, it feels that every nudge towards the demonization of trans people was engineered. And I fear when they will pull off the translucent curtain and let loose. Stay safe all of my trans siblings in the US and anywhere else.

[Marlon TranDoe @GatGirlie]

Another trans woman was murdered in Seattle last night, stabbed in her laundry room on campus, rest in peace sister, you were taken too soon.

We don’t know who the killer is but I hope they rot in a cell for the rest of their life.

[T4T Wrestling @T4TWrestle]

TALENT ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are absolutely honored to have the amazing and talented @NylaRoseBeast wrestling in our debut event in Los Angeles!

[lowlife pro wrestler ブルック・ハボック @BrookeHavok]

i got to wrestle my fav tonight y’all
WE ARE SO UPPPPP 😤🏴‍☠️

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@KoalaSalesman he’s going to probably kill a family of five first in a DWI

[winsie 🪦 @weepingwinsie]

stick it deep and then repeat 🔂🌤️

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@SeanRossSapp Easily WWF No Mercy, or as an alternate answer, any game that isn’t a 2K game

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

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[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Been getting a lot of interviews for stable work at service jobs I have well over a decade of experience in and never hear back from again for 🏳️‍⚧️some reason🏳️‍⚧️

Trying to get in a position where I can be effectively self-employed until someone hires me

https://t.co/tmBzJK4DER

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

The full-time dog-sitting gig that was my main source of income just ended on account of the puppy getting old enough to stay home alone

This is very bad

I just paid rent and have $10 for food until the end of the month, any help helps (ashstabbath on Venmo/cashapp or DM me)

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@doomriffs @ashstabbath They’re putting together their own lostprophets cover band

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@eliza___v For a month and then fired for being “a problem”, making you unhireable by AI for a year

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

Patel disembarking from the plane at the Charlie Kirk assassination:

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: A massive 155-page report on the FBI, leaked to the NY Post finds that the FBI Under Kash Patel is a “rudderless ship” and “all f–ked up.”

It also covers this embarrassing story about @Kash_Patel:

The day after Kirk was assassinated, Patel flew into Provo, Utah, on the FBI jet but “would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket,” according to ALPHA 99, a “highly respected” source who has served in the FBI for multiple decades.

“Patel apparently did not have his own FBI raid jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one,” according to the report.

FBI special agents at the Salt Lake City field office busy working on the Kirk case “had to stop and ask around to find an FBI raid jacket — a medium-sized one — that would fit.”

When a jacket belonging to a female agent was delivered to Patel on the plane, he complained that “two areas on the upper sleeves did not have Velcro patches attached.”

Patel is also described as:

“creating a culture of mistrust and uncertainty among the ranks.”

“spending too much time on social media and public relations”

“has neither the breadth of experience nor the bearing an FBI director needs to be successful.”

“in over his head”

[Queerbunnybabe (now with 🍈🍈) @QBBafterdark]

I have big tits now and they've been debuted

$3 sub 💕💕💕

https://t.co/10GeWQXobb

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

What do you mean Starlight Kid stretches out Ashnikko in Ashnikko's new music video

[Hotmilk Spongecake @TheoremZero]

@winterweather Huge if true