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[schmalex @TheoriginalAkon]

it's day 16 of quarantine @Neopets please let me into my account from 2008

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as i am

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

Police exist solely to terrorize marginalized people and protect the wealth and property of the rich.

[schmalex @TheoriginalAkon]

Civil! Forfeiture! Is! Theft!!!

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

This is single mom Stephanie Wilson. A few years ago, police seized *both* of her cars. She hadn't committed a crime and was never arrested.

The government spent years trying to keep her property anyway.

She is far from the only victim. Their stories will shock you. A thread.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

“The job is not worth doing for what they pay,” -- Clarence Thomas on being a Supreme Court Justice, 2001.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

is it the one that’s currently being investigated for sex trafficking

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Thirteen million dollars is less than what the NYPD gets every 12 hours.

[dizzy @rundizzy]

damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Cuhzz Lightyear

[Eras Fan Project @erasfanproject]

Swifties have three enemies
1. John Mayer
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Ticket Master

[molly @mollyerlanger]

taylor swift calls herself a feminist and yet she puts me (a WOMAN) on the waitlist for tickets to her tour

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Another great day

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

twitter currently feeling like the delancey street mcdonalds

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40-year high without also mentioning that corporate profits are at a 70-year high. Give the people the full picture.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

[shoofle (parody) @shoofle]

it's kind of a shame that communism has been turned into an elaborate "theory" when it's really dirt simple to understand. if a guy makes $100 worth of product in a day and the boss pays him $25 for it, then he's paying the boss $75 to tell him to work faster

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I can’t believe Italians still cling to Columbus when they could celebrate this guy

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta