RuPauly Shore

I'm trying my best

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It's the middle of the damn night and I can't stop thinking about memes

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I might go to Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness at The Truman in Kansas City, MO - Mar 8 https://t.co/yUJgfK162t

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I might go to Palehound at recordBar in Kansas City, MO - Feb 27 https://t.co/l2X5HWqvFP

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Are bananas chewy? 🍌

[unfused bones 🪱 @yourfriendjessa]

It's that time of the month again -

Where I just wanna play @tonyhawk Pro Skater on the #PS2

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🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️

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Band mash up idea: The Pussy Goo Dolls.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard some variation of "Oh I thought you were gay" I would finally be able to afford the medicine that would make me gay.

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Everything Smells Like Peanut Butter: The Musical

[Copneconic @Copneconic]

@Thepushpitking Have you heard that new Rozwell Kid song tho

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@Copneconic Yeah but have you heard motorcycle drive by into God of wine?

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Whoever had the bright idea to book third eye blind and @Copneconic // rozwell kid on the same day can fuck right off to hell.

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Me: okay I seriously gotta get ready for work right now.
Also me:

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@giveawayvedium Shut up

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Slugs are bugs

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@BandOfWitches @TerriblyBland I did it and it's working already.

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Thanks to Fb messenger the only texts I get are subway coupons

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hugs are drugs

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@softhangover U know what sux? Not you or this tweet. 🤠

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Once every couple of weeks I re-remember that I'm seeing third eye blind in July and I get excited all over again.