David Ralph

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@PdecisionsStool Domer!!

[Rebound @OilersRebound]

offersheeting my homeboys wife

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@nlregiment Will these hats be available for purchase?

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@Blutman27 CFL money

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

Mitch Marner when he runs into John Tortorella for the first time

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@mostlysports JMFJ. Jack Mother Fucking Johnson

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We're feeling generous today!

RT for a chance to win a Strutting Stormy hat.

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@MadelnCanada @BodogCA 3XL Barger

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

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1. FOLLOW @BodogCA
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[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@Blutman27 @Blutman27 that's the calgary stampeders logo and you can't convince me otherwise

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

Our relationship with Canada brings vast benefits to Coloradans—from good-paying jobs to robust trade partnerships, tourists, and even prominent fictional characters in Colorado’s famous show, @SouthPark. Ike Broflovski, Kyle Broflovski's adopted brother, is from Canada. Don’t forget the comedy duo Terrance and Philip, beloved by our favorite fourth graders, and don’t “blame Canada!”

[Bovada @BovadaOfficial]

If I win a 20-leg parlay, I won’t say anything but there will be signs

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@nickysmokess Trash album

[Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross]

Rick Mercer discussing Pierre Pollievre receiving a full government pension at 31 years of age.

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@RunGoodLife @Leaf_Cards @BarstoolBigCat

[VisuallyBetter @Isuckatpicking]

If you're a Canadian and cheering for this hand in your passport. Trump is a dangerous authoritarian and this should concern every Canadian.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Very cool system that the No. 1 team in the country gets the worst draw behind Tennessee/Ohio State

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@BetalyticsInc @racheldoerrie Elly

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@BarstoolBigCat can we get the Yak merch on the Canadian barstool shop?

[David Ralph @Theralphmachine]

@BFW No Barry Lamar Bonds?