Dan Halen

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@siftshow #uhhyeahdude

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

The other "REAL news" is that this was initiated by the Obama Administration in September. https://t.co/QO7ENK0wf9

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Bigly.

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@realDonaldTrump You are a crusty old turd.

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

There are two kinds of parents, the ones that let kids put stickers all over the inside of their car windows and ones that arent white trash

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Would you rather spend an afternoon with Donald Trump or take a bath with your Grandpa?

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

legalize gay marijuana y'all!!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Who is Amanda Bynes voting for?? These are the questions we need to be asking

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

It will always be Puff Daddy to me. I never accepted P Diddy into my heart

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@siftshow Caillou is a bitch!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Donald Trump skis in jeans.

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@siftshow Peas aren't garbage, guy. #saveitforthestove

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

Fact: Men feverishly pick their noses while peeing in public restrooms.

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@UhhYeahDude Seth, so happy to see your tweets. Keep it up! Feb 2006 for life!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@_hollister_99 So, you have fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@_hollister_99 let's pick out cargo shorts at Hollister and be friends!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@_hollister_99 you cooked my goose!!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@_hollister_99 He's got the dumbass racist vote on lock down!

[Dan Halen @TherealDanHalen]

@_hollister_99 speak for yourself boner head.