Award-winning horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL, INHALATION: JULY 2026 w/@DeadSkyPub. Hit the Linktree
๐จBABY'S FIRST BOOK DEAL๐จ
Incredibly grateful to the team at Dead Sky for the opportunity to bring this deeply personal and incredibly bizarre story to shelves next summer. The wheel is waiting for you.
We're thrilled to announce @Therealkfm's debut FEEDING THE WHEEL, a horror novella focused on friendships that shape us and how far men would go when handed a magical wheel to power and success, no matter whose children it devours.
If @WholeTimeDavid likes INHALATION, you'll like INHALATION. I don't make the rules
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Advance copies and preorder links in the first comment
COVER REVEAL: INHALATION is a fountain soda blend of cosmic/religious/gothic horror, and I can't believe I landed THE @And_Sorrentino (Batman, X-Men, Gideon Falls, etc.) for this. Click for the full cover and a glimpse at the prologue
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It's gonna be a weird one, folks. Deeply personal, very grim. This themed collection is me strapped to a chair with an IV full of sodium pentathol as administered by Alex Woodroe (who was kind enough to write a foreword). If you've ever wanted The Boulerice Buffet, this is it
๐จ๐จANNOUNCEMENT๐จ๐จ I am so excited to announce that I have found my new agency home ๐ฅน I am officially a literary agent with @FinePrintLit I am so unbelievably thankful to Peter and Lauren for this opportunity and I'm so happy to be back to agenting ๐ authors I open for queries on Friday ๐ hope to see you in my inbox ๐ https://t.co/YdhfQKo9eU
๐จ๐จANNOUNCEMENT๐จ๐จ I am so excited to announce that I have found my new agency home ๐ฅน I am officially a literary agent with @FinePrintLit I am so unbelievably thankful to Peter and Lauren for this opportunity and I'm so happy to be back to agenting ๐ authors I open for queries on Friday ๐ hope to see you in my inbox ๐ https://t.co/YdhfQKo9eU
Just signed a contract for my third book deal. This one is a very weirdly themed collection that represents 3 years of writing and roughly 22 years of personal mythos gestation in my insomnia-addled skull. Already eyeballing the bottle of Oban that'll get cracked to celebrate
Just signed a contract for my third book deal. This one is a very weirdly themed collection that represents 3 years of writing and roughly 22 years of personal mythos gestation in my insomnia-addled skull. Already eyeballing the bottle of Oban that'll get cracked to celebrate
I've reposted Gravy Problems every Thanksgiving for the past 11 years. This is a problematic holiday, but laughing at my midnight snack misfortune is a joyous tradition we can all get behind.
Looking for a signed copy of Feeding The Wheel? Order directly from @GibsonsConcord and I'll personalize it however you want. I'll even doodle a little poop or a monster truck or a can of Four Loko or a stick figure orgy in there. Party
Heading to Chicago in about an hour! I'll be eating and drinking my way through the city for like four days, so hit me up if you want to chill / get your copy of Feeding the Wheel signed / do a shot of Malort
Pub day is here! My debut novella FEEDING THE WHEEL is officially on store shelves and digital marketplaces all over the world. Instead of droning on about how proud I am of this work and how fulfilled I feel, I'd like to take a sec to thank everybody who made this real