Theresa Rock

Equal parts: Boring Bookworm | Opinionated (sometimes) Jerk | Immature Joker | Inconsistent Tweeter | Lover of Free Food

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

@johnwest_uk Hey there, asking for a hungry friend - are your smoked products safe to eat during pregnancy?
TIA!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There will never be another monarch like Elizabeth.

And hopefully, there will never be another monarch.

[Leah ProudLakota (she/her) @LeahGazan]

It's time to tell some hard truths about what is happening to our country and to our democracy. We can't afford to be complacent any longer.

My speech from this morning's debate on the Emergencies Act. #cdnpoli

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

Science! Prizes! Doing the right thing!
🙌👌✌️

@thisisourshotca #ThisIsOurShotCA

[This is Our Shot 🇨🇦 #ThisIsOurShotCA @thisisourshotca]

Get Vaxxed, get rewarded! Contest ends Sept 9th! #ThisIsOurShotCA to be #TogetherAgain

[This is Our Shot 🇨🇦 #ThisIsOurShotCA @thisisourshotca]

Get Vaxxed, get rewarded! Contest ends Sept 9th! #ThisIsOurShotCA to be #TogetherAgain

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

I mean…

#EatTheRich #VoteVoteVote

[BC Government News @BCGovNews]

Here in BC, people are dying from overdose. If you use drugs, or know someone who does, know how to make it safer.

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

As a born/raised Vancouver Islander…is there anything quite as loathsome as travelling on BC Ferries during the summer? NOPE!

#vancouverisland

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

Pandemic rages on and loads of people don’t get food / water every daily.

…but rich dudes spend their money taking random trips to space. 🤮

#EatTheRich

[PostSecret @postsecret]

In pre-revolution France in 1789, the 1% owned 35% of the wealth.
In post-pandemic America 2021, the 1% own 32% of the wealth.

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

So…if I start smoking weed I’ll be able to run or even jog lightly?? Is that what you’re saying #Olympics2021?

Didn’t realize cannabis was a performance-enhancing plant - but you’ve sure sold me now!

#LetHerRun

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

I in fact did this very thing this morning…

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

So…just me or is anyone else OK with masks in public spaces awhile longer (despite being fully vaccinated)??

Personally I’ve found a lotta upsides in addition to COVID-safety…

#TeamMask #BCRestart

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

Seems accurate.

…also Jordan Catalano is a real (#hardcrush) red flag. 🚩

#mysocalledlife #90210

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

Girl hot 🥵, vaccine summer…am I doing it right?

#dose2success

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Just get that tattoo, your parents are already disappointed in you

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

@shlew Yay!! 🙌

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

Ew… I remain committed as ever to Fall as my favourite season.

Heat waves only sound good when in Motown form.

#HeatWave

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

What feels like losing control is actually your becoming more aware that you never had it.

[Theresa Rock @TheresaPRock]

@colbertlateshow Agolf Twittler
#hewhoshallbenamed