Theresa May

Immigrants... Everywhere... Aaaarrrggghhhhh!!!

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Those against government-approved closures of certain hospitals make me sick. Literally. You guys should go to the hospit-oh wait #Clause119

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

On the train this afternoon, one of the toilets is engaged. Awww, congratulations, have you set the date? You're a fucking TOILET!

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Soon enough the Lib-Dems won't have a Clegg to stand on. Miserable little FUCK! I hate him. I HATE him. He's alright really.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Last night, I kept telling Gideon that I was oppressed. I meant depressed. HahaHA! Such a silly filly. #IWD

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

@theNewsfox I love a direct quote

[Newsfox @theNewsfox]

Theresa May: "To prevent crime, we should drone bomb the inner cities."

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

I go to other countries regularly.Not too much.But enough. This is MY day. I'm SICK of these posts by non-international women. Shut UP! #IWD

[Peter Botting @peterbotting]

Conservatives and Women.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Not Putin too fine a point on it but: Ukraine your neck out of a window, you'll see Crimea, crime there, crime everywhere. #RussianAround

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Syria. See rear. Syrians. Seer Ians. Think about it.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

#Duggan may have had a gun, he also may not. I may be drunk, I may not. @LouiseMensch may be a fucking idiot, she may- no she is. She is.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Facts are transient things. #Duggan

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Gideon has started using "antibably" as an antonym to "probably". Hahahaha! #HeIsSuchALaugh

[Tim Montgomerie 🇬🇧 @montie]

One of my favourite Tory posters on front of yesterday's G2

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Shit, I haven't bought a poppy yet. @David_Cameron, you've got fucking loads. Gizza poppy.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Gideon says we should tax the terrorists out of the country. Hahaha! Gideon, you idiot. @George_Osborne

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

I fucking hate terrorists. They're rubbish.

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

A terrorist is a person who is a nuisance to the state. With brown skin. Or darker. #TerroristDefinition #HomeOffice

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Hahahaha! Gideon! RT "@George_Osborne: Firm-ly backing 450k small firms. #Punemployment"

[Theresa May @TherezaMay]

Happy #Diwali. Pronounced Div-ah-lee. Could have told me that before I embarrassed myself in front of the Community Leaders @David_Cameron