Joe Ridgernator

England rugby, Leicester Tigers, pints of water. In that order. For media opportunities contact my publicist

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@misscarlybaker this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to become a #Ridgett please inbox for more details.

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@GarzaMadam @SuttonEpsomRFC you clearly haven't heard about the ridgernator! #wherehaveyoubeen #lifeunderarock

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What do you think my entrance music should be on Saturday @SuttonEpsomRFC?

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@BoatyJames @SuttonEpsomRFC @WimbledonRFC just wait till the ridge express gets going on Saturday! #choochoo #splinters

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I had a 10/10 in my bed last night. It was me, I am the 10

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Hey @SuttonEpsomRFC just a heads up that I won't be doing any more pre season, as if I need to! See you for the first league game!

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Look out, he's back #TheRidgeReturns

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@rossm1967 @5teveJ @eustontap ha typical @MadDogBrewCo customer service.

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@guildfordrugby brought it

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@RugbyUnionHub this directed towards @matt9dawson by any chance #cheapshots

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Everyone calling me turtle must have not heard the story #tortoiseoverhare #slowbutsteady #35minutemile 🐢🐢🐢

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@NoSexMovement how do I join? Can I become a born again virgin? #iwillwait,iwillwaitforyou #celibacy2k15 #hugs @samhurley1988 get involved

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@EvrydayFeminism any you birds fancy a quick one. #dry #pleasemeplease #onyourknees #ōioi #topshagger #usually

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Seems to be an epidemic of headaches lately. Every bit of fluff I've chatted to seems to have one!?
#women #headache #London #dryspell

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Abstinence from sex is fashionable in 2015 anyway

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Hey @SuttonLadies - what are you girls up to this weekend ;););)

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NO I AM NOT IN A DRY SPELL I AM JUST TAKING A BREAK OK!

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Routine for Sat.Wake up being awesome at life (again). Breakfast, club, lube up and absolutely destroy the oppo.#vasealine @SuttonEpsomRFC

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ATTENTION LADIES!! Temporarily celibate,no need to panic. Storing my testosterone in order to totally dominate the wombles on sat! #grrr

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Dominated on the field today for @SuttonEpsomRFC - now tucking into wall-to-wall fanny at Fez #ridgersishungry