Aria, Theros Tyrant

The invasion of Theros was unwelcome. It's new ruler was even more so.

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"The Phyrexian Invaders thought they won. Until the spark awakened."

Aria De LaChroma, Planeswalker of Theros.

An OC brought forth from the mind of a #Caulrophile .

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Ah oui. Zhe Beast must drink to escape zhe cold 'arsh reality zhat she valks. 'Ow cute."

The gentle clack of the cane, the soft crunch of the ground beneath her boots, both are only masked by her extremely loud privilege.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

Her tail did one single, uncontrollable wag as she was pet. Just something instinctual.

"Rival. . .tch, cute.
Like hell. I'm comin' with. You're not goin' anywhere outta my damn sight. Besides, I'm more sober than I wanna be already."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Zhe absolutely audacity."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

— drink alone ja?"

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Vhat kind of super villain vould I be if I let my rival fall to the cosmic laws of misfortune mm?"

The cane adjusts, pats Roxy on the head, and then flicks up, reversing the construction beam back to where it came from.

"Now zhen. If you are too busy yapping zhen I will go —

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Nnngh—!"

An annoyed grunt as she felt the cane prod against her chest, though it faded as she saw that it was to. . .protect her?

". . .This is to keep you outta trouble, firstly. And secondly, you sure seem to wanna keep me around for someone who supposedly wants me dead."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

— nobody you sure do like to follow along vizh zhe vagging tail, und zhe lost puppy eyes."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Vell. Zhere are certainly vays. Though you may not like those answers."

The cane shot forward and prodded Roxy's chest, halting her movement entirely as a construction beam plummeted from the sky, impaling the earth between the two women.

"And for somevone 'oo belongs to —

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Tch.
There /is/ no putting me down for the record."

Hard headed as ever, it would seem. And with her own loud footsteps, that adamantium skeleton and warboots certainly not doing any favors.

"Funny. Let's clear shit up, I ain't your damn dog, got it? Not anyone's anymore."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

— zhe vay you sniff about und follow me is cute. So I suppose its not all zhat bad."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Vhy rebuild a plane exactly as is vhen I can make it better across zhe board, Ja?"

The subtle sound of the cane tapping the pavement filled the air as she walked, extravagant cloak equipped and feet as light as a feather.

"Non, my vorst mistake vas letting you live. But, —

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"/Stole/ them? Well look at you. . .never took you for a businesswoman. Definitely an opportunist though."

Rolling her eyes, stepping out of Aria's way. But definitely never leaving her be.

". . .Whiskey sour?
Huh. . .not your worst choice."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

— a vhiskey sour vaiting for me."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Ah, our zhe free pizza and good liquor. Last world 'ad t'ree dollar pizza und free beer vizh zhe purchase of a panini. I stole those franchises for my vorld. Vould never let zhat go to waste."

A gentle tap to the ground before she'd prod at Roxy.

"Now move aside I 'ave —

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

". . .It's particularly damn cruel.
But I'm sure you knew that."

She shook her head a few times as sobriety made its way back to her mostly now.

". . .Not this world. Don't even think about it. This place has one of my favorite bars and still has five dollar pizzas."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Non. I was simply on a valk vhen I saw a sad little puppy drunkenly falling about. Is it a bad zhing to vish to enjoy zhe world before I drain it of its resources, mm?"

A low chuckle hums from her throat as she shifts the cane back to the ground.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Ack—!"

A little grumble. Her healing factor slowly starting to kick back in, starting to sober her back up. She took a few little sniffs in the other's direction.

". . .ya smell of arrogance. As always.
Come to gloat about last time?"

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Oooh vhat a scary monster."

Shifting the cane to the top of her head to deliver gentle thunks to the top as if petting a dog.

"Vone of the few dogs 'oo barks zhe same vay she bites."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Nnnngh. . ."

Her face easily lifted by the cane, hands still clenched into a fist. Claws ready to pop at a moment's notice.

". . .As fuckin' if. . ."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

Using the end of a cane to force Roxy to look her in the eyes.

"Is that an offer?"

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Blegh. . .fuckin'. . .bite me. . ."

Looking up with a small snarl.

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Vhat a mess."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

Drunkenly stumbling.

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Zhere is no rest for zhe vicked. "

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

—

"Zhere are many names for me, our. My favorites are zhe Uncompleated, zhe Avenger of T'eros, and zhe Crusader of Vorlds.

But you, mademoiselle? Hmhm. I am Aria, and you are my new playt'ing. "

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Ah, trying to not snap again mm? Per'aps zhe is green mana vizhin you truly does balance zhe red. Or per'aps you 'ave accepted zhe pointlessness in fighting me."

She turns her back on Roxy, arms extended outwards in a shrug as if to say 'who knows' before she continues.

—

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

--
multiversal grapevine.
But tell me your name. Because I got a pit in my stomach and a new tattoo on my shoulder that says this ain't the last I'll see of you, lady."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"making my vay down town."

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Mm? A joke?"

She holds the small metal stamp, aiming its base upwards as she tilts her head with an almost innocent shift of the neck.

"Vhy, if it was meant to be 'umor, zhen... vhere is zhe laughter? Mm?"

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Huh—?!"

Almost in disbelief of her own ears and eyes. Blush lightly dusting her face at the sweet look, before glancing back to her wolf tail, looking again to Aria with anger.

𝑺𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑻!

"That supposed to your attempt at humor, bub?!"

[Aria, Theros Tyrant @TherosReclaimed]

"Zhat depends. 'Ow good are you at vhimpering like zhe dog you are mm?"

The look on her face is deceptively sweet, but the tone she uses secretes venom.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 @LOSTWEAPONX]

"Tch. . .
As usual, I— OWWWWW!
Damnnnn—!"

A deeply feral snarl left her mouth as that seal was pressed into her shoulder. Even more of a growl as it continued to hurt and refused to seal over.

". . .Fuckin' magic. . .ugh.
So what? I'm yer damn plaything now?"