Captain Chaos

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
- Thorin Oakenshield.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Your homicide rate is literally DOUBLE California’s.

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@JayTC53 @krassenstein Do you understand the concept of time?

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@StephenEPearcy LOL

Oh no, Stephen not you too!!!

Do like a five minute search of what those lines are. It ain't chemicals dude.

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@highbrow_nobrow If he honestly thinks this he belongs in a straight jacket, not Washington.

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@Mollyploofkins

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@Khroen All of me would enjoy that

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@Suzierizzo1 Maybe, if I took out a loan.

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@ericnoonan15 @MrMcDillard @TheRealJackTupp @UinPen @RetroAgent12 So Trump telling everyone to go to the Capitol and boiling the water telling them for months the election was stolen was some kind of FBI created mass hallucination?

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@WhiteHouse He's holding a red saber, dummies.

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@TexasRockStar @atrupar @lrozen Ask Putin

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@chortshoard Love it. You really nailed the aesthetic!

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Yeah, this pretty much perfectly sums it up.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Huh I thought he was elected to bring prices down and make our lives better.

Even my Trumpiest neighbors weren’t looking for you to cut cancer research, cut off Head Start, and try to freeze road funding.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Even the greatest country, if it loses the rule of law, will not have much left.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Musk isn’t making government smaller.

He’s shutting down the parts of the government that have been investigating his companies for safety violations and ties to Russia.

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@IamPrinceSark @staycalm25 @atrupar How long does paper waste take to break down vs plastic?

You don't hear about micro-papers causing brain cancer, now do you?

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@BillAckman I assume in some sort of Evil Unethical Liars club?

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@ShaimaZiara So how's the Trump thing working out? You planning to buy a sweet Gaza timeshare?

[Captain Chaos @TheseBleads]

@DC72277951 @cenkuygur Until it's you