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and I'm back baby!

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@NikkiBenz mass RETWEET on your awesome. Keep em coming and remember, twitter loves you."

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man its been a while since i tweeted

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@Blacklisted_Me making any new songs?

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@Blacklisted_Me you guys are amazing!

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"We're gonna stay up all night!" "HELL YEAH!" 2 hours later.. "Dude, I'm tired."

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Fact: The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you.

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Kim Kardashian shows off her backside http://t.co/YSOqCaxz"

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Miley Cyrus' super tight body http://t.co/WnOKzz1r"

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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that shit!

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WATCH US PERFORM LIVE ON @YOUTUBE TODAY AT 2PM PST / 5PM EST AT http://t.co/jU44Zhx1!!!

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@Xbox forza horizon today!!!!

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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.

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Lazy rule #1: If it’s more than five feet away, It basically becomes unnecessary.

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That awkward moment when you see someone doing this inside the car: http://t.co/z4o7CWUs

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Just kidding = Saying what you really think and getting away with it.

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I bet you never noticed these hidden sex messages from the disney movies http://t.co/WHDVU8sT"

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@EscapeTheFate mass RETWEET on your awesome. Keep em coming and remember, twitter loves you."