Thesus Epstein

I AM NOT THEO EPSTEIN...Not the Messiah that will lead the CUBS to the World Series..

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11 hits and 5 walks since the first two AB's...barely scrape 3 runs out of that? Horrible PH picks, horrible reliever picks...send Counsel to AAA! #Cubs

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Great idea Craig...#Cubs

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Counsel showing his greatest talent of picking the reliever that with give up a two-run homer #Cubs

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Sorry for cursing at you earlier in the year Bregman, my bad #Cubs

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@ComEd horrible communication!! "scheduling crews"??? well fricking get them on site!

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Waiting for genius Counsel to win us all these close games with his brilliant managing #Cubs

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Hanging curve ball to Suzuki...and a shit fly ball. Go #Cubs

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What the $$@% Happ?? #cubs

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Holy shiz!!! Cubs score!! #Cubs

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Might be time for a game off for a few guys...notably PCA, Swanson...extended for Happ...hell, even Nico...rotate some days off, learn from last year #Cubs

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I know, bring in Maton and his 10.0 ERA...Brilliant. Connie Mack himself in the #Cubs dugout

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Counsell is fucking brutal...takes lefty out with 3 of 4 lefties coming up #Cubs

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Counsell is soooo late, two rockets and a walk...waited for the 3rd rocket..#Cubs

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PCA is a baaad man when willing to go opposite field!!! #Cubs

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Hell yeah!! #Cubs

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Is waving Wendall back on the #Cubs?? $*%&$;...one out each time, damn it

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Throw a few more right down the pipe Ben....F÷%$ #Cubs

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@realcubsinsider Man I hope they dump Shaw and keep Hoerner...im sure teammates love Hoerner

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Tucker is matching Heywards skill of grounding out to the right side #Cubs

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Yay Happ, I like it #cubs #smallball