thetimwork

Tim Rimbui.
Multiple award-winning Nerd.

[Akan @K2grind]

@inglorious_bat Notice how kids born during the Kibaki years are taller than the rest of the general population.
Now we are back to default settings

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

Nigeria makes me happy so much...surely what is that lion in a cage...😂😂😂

Also for 45bob KSh. yeah I'mma show you Sonko's lions

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

“We enter a zoo in Yola yesterday and paid 500 Naira per person to view the animals, only to be shocked by these statues” 🗣️

—Family left stunned after visiting a zoo in Yola only to see animal statues instead of live animals.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@CasNonsense It's not insane, it's actually big business.
Nitumie clients wenu🫥. It will not be 3M

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@Mwirigi @Kalasinga_ @alexmwanzo brothers, ni nini inanendela hapa?

▫️Who is the target
▫️Is it the choice to have chinese influencer smart for this moti?
▫️Is this a recession indicator coz mnaquote 5 birrions?

[I @W_Asherah]

Just so people avoid arguing with me on things I'm a radical on. My parents are two primary school teachers. I saw first hand what education can do at its most base level. There's no amount of conversation that will get me to back anything but free primary and secondary school.

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

This is such an excellent series.
Both characters are so well developed.

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

You have a very short window to grieve anything because your pain no matter how intense and cruel isn’t unique , so at some point the world will move on without you because you are not the first and won’t be the last

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@TheTsarCule Exactly.
It's in unclear if life is imitating art or vice versa, the timing is a "coincidence".

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@Kathymumbi @Nyokaffiii I have been thinking about the latter quite abit. The research seems to back it... hmm

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

https://t.co/jp8koWbEOB
Vaping...made blowing cancer to each other cool again.

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

Yea, there is indeed a causal relationship between the increasing incidences of cancers among womenfolk of this country, and uptake of beauty products and toiletries that are full of parabens + other endocrine interruptors

Beginning with the acrylics and paints put on nails

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

The thing with Kenyans online is they are very patient with their hate watch, that’s why I said that girl was never gonna work for a Kenyan anything till she apologises and that may not even work, they are like Komodo dragons when it comes to hate watching ..

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@Kathymumbi @Nyokaffiii welelelele🫥

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

@Nyokaffiii 🫂...bora umeanza.

By next year this time, I am sure you will have found something that exactly works for you.

Baby steps.

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

An Octave of kids including the two semitones btwn the 3-4th and 7-8 notes erm kids, is the final boss of family planning.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The Kennedy family children, 1928.

More rare photos: https://t.co/W7jIvOHun5

[Kimathi D. M'itiri @dhikims]

1942 vs 2026
History repeats itself.
Soon utaskia 🎵get out of my yard, get out of my yard🎵

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Muchiri Nyaga

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

Lioness Season 3 has a foot on the gas pedal and it’s not letting go.

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

I pay SHA for over 10 people. Every time they go to hospital, there’s a some excuse why SHA isn’t working. One even lost a baby while waiting for “network” last year. I have no tolerance for anyone that fucks with @WilliamsRuto and his ilk.