Sewe Saldanha

I keep pet mountain lions and snow leopards! I eat bamboo shoots and cassava fortified with cyanide for supper! I swim 30 nautical miles each morning to work!

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

I can't get Euphoria the TV show.

All that teen sex is too much, man.

Can't!!

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

According to @CBSNews, Ruto is the Prime Minister of Kenya.

I wonder who is the president of Kenya, Trump?

CC @AfUncensored

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

I've spent some time with more than 3 aspirants on the ground in the last few weeks. One thing I can tell you is this online community is living in a bubble… a bubble where we hope for a perfect nation. On the ground, it’s about money. Fam, 200 bob buys you loyalty today. 200!!! I am so pissed. No one wants to listen to job creation, no one cares about development. No one gives a fuck about your policies or plans. They care about what you leave behind for them when you meet. We are the problem. We the voters are the problem. Today a clueless thug will be popular because he dishes out cash and has zero, I mean zero policies or plans for a constituency but will be loved. An MP campaign is budgeted between 7-9M where 70% is forced to be budgeted as handouts. WTF!!! It’s always been the trend and sadly it’s getting worse.

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

@amerix @Xhris6386 Salt is glucose? https://t.co/PqrYz1pub9

[Dr.Xhris'-6 @Xhris6386]

@amerix Okay now this is rubbish !
Salt is sodium, has its own role, know the physiology!
Salt is glucose....Brain cells use glucose and basically all body cells..

Man 🚮

[Kukie @Karey_mwari]

@SeweS_ @KenyaMedics_KMA I’m shocked…. It’s like there is a criteria and that patient might not have met despite it being known the hospital gave an overdose and documentation was shared but I like how they birdboxed it

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

@KenyaMedics_KMA But you've refused to address nor cooperate on the issue of a patient who died on the 18th of December, 2025, at Meridian Equator - Nairobi West.

https://t.co/kARdxINtI9

[Kenya Medical Association @KenyaMedics_KMA]

KMA STATEMENT ON PATIENT DEATH FOLLOWING AN UNLAWFUL SURGICAL PROCEDURE IN KITALE TOWN, TRANS NZOIA COUNTY
https://t.co/5B8clPMMyE

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

@ngwata_ @advk_1ST Pfffffffthihihihihi.

Sweba!

🫢🤭

https://t.co/Y2qedd0yiP

[B @ngwata_]

Marurui’s new radio station is on a generational run.

[Muganda Clay @mqhlay]

Kenya's geriatric millennials can talk about their lives during the Moi Era, Kibaki Era, Uhuru Era. Uganda's millennials can only tell the story of one man. 😥

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

SGR ni ya Wataita. For us who have used the Nairobi - Mombasa highway for years with Coast Bus and akina sijui Garex na TSS that economy seat on the SGR ni kama first class ya Etihad. Alafu ubebe kimanga chako mkifika Mtito unaagiza chai unarumbuta na kimanga.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

I will be at Mwatate CDF Hall for the Finance Bill 2026 Public Participation on 5th June and I will live stream from 10am.
I would also wish to meet Kenyans in Taita Taveta County on 6th June from 5pm, details to follow.

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

Nigel Farage is a scum of a human being.

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

@Kenyans FINALLY!!

@JICHOdaDOG

https://t.co/8KAEMJUCDd

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ongoing construction of the Mamboleo - Muhoroni Road linking Kisumu, Nandi and Kericho counties

[Tungsten™ 🇻🇦🇲🇰 @kollonabiswa]

The debate surrounding @dkmaraga proves that many tweeps severely lack both factual knowledge and basic logic. You cannot analyse consequences without understanding the facts first. Loud opinions completely overtook verified truth...

[Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD @Maina_Poultry]

Several research articles have reported on why it is extremely difficult to eliminate Ebola once it takes root in a population.
Have a read:
1. https://t.co/cfe5bzIJAQ
2. https://t.co/C3nfuaNUrX
3. https://t.co/8Wm96QscD5
4. https://t.co/DU5nKKusur
5. https://t.co/pqzVmXpOrd

[Akan @K2grind]

When you increase Diesel prices by Kshs 70 bob over 2 months, economic contraction is bound to happen.

[mmnjug™ @mmnjug]

First pay the Posta workers...

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The death of 16 students in the Utumishi Senior Girls School fire incident has elicited calls for the abolishment of boarding schools with a section of MPs blaming safety protocols implementation agencies.

Buoyed by the fact that there have been numerous fire incidents in schools over the last three decades, despite various policy reviews and recommendations from commissions of inquiry, MPs are now mulling the closure of boarding schools as an unprecedented cure to schools’ unrest and in a bid to save lives.

https://t.co/tDi3ORvvmU

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

@pmuoge @K2grind They brought down the Mtongwe Pedestrian Bridge after it was constructed for Kes 5B. Hiyo pesa nilienda to hivyo. It really saved Likoni residents.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

You guys hate independent huns but if I had a daughter & she had to rely on any man other than me - financially, mentally or emotionally to a point she becomes his victim I’d consider myself a failure. WTF is this men looking for moms & huns looking for Dads in their lovers shit?

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

It's weird that Nairobi cool kids have no idea how powerful matcha is as an antioxidant, that it binds with the haem group, interfering with the absorption of iron to the body from food sources, causing anaemia.

Moderation is key folks

#PSA