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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya Railways plans to roll out electric trains under the Sh65 billion Kenya Urban Mobility Improvement Project.

They are set to link Nairobi to towns such as Thika, Ruiru, Kikuyu, Ngong and Kitengela.

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

@vinsvns @KeForestService Power saws not ak47. Loggers aren't bandits from the north.

[Kenya Data & Stats @Stats_Kenya]

A key Kenya Kwanza commitment was to end regressive taxation by rationalising all business licenses and capping total licenses at 1.5% of turnover.

How far are we with this @DavidNdii ?

[Hate Watch without Borders @Munene_Linturi]

I once bought this thinking its Sunlight 😂

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

Saying they can't afford organic food while eating Doritos and other snacks which every kid in Africa wants.

[Samson 🇳🇬 @Zamaniii0]

American: "I was so poor that i used to sleep in my car"

Africans:

[Samson 🇳🇬 @Zamaniii0]

American: "I was so poor that i used to sleep in my car"

Africans:

[W @_common_W_]

Bro thinks p*rnhun is a dating site 😭😭😭😭

[Barça Spaces @BarcaSpaces]

💭 Pep Guardiola was born for this commercial 🤣

[EBAF @0xEbaf]

It cost $62M, but guess how much we spent at all African games. $245M.. We are mad as a country.

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

Tunakuanga na mchezo sana as a continent

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

This is El Salvador’s new world-class public hospital, free for all.

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

Kenya is being colonized one Bill at a time.

[vincent @vinwambua]

just left the Kenya Space Expo early. Total disaster,beautiful banners, great catering everyone is eating, nobody is building! Zero rockets. I walked in, looked around and thought: are we running a tourism agency or an aerospace program? Absolute phonies 😂

[Akan @K2grind]

@pmuoge List not accurate, he has been to Nakuru like 6 times that I can recall yet I don’t track these things

[Fabrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioR0naldo]

🚨 JUST IN:

All 104 FIFA World Cup 2026 matches will be Broadcasted live on Cristiano Ronaldo's YouTube Channel.

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

Something like this, adapted to the culture on Nam Lolwe >>>

[☆metroo(25/26 🏆) @thisismetro]

an empty street
an empty house
a hoe inside my heart

[Football Time | 𝐅𝐓 @FootbalTimeX]

🚨| BREAKING: IShowSpeed's World Cup song surpassed Shakira's official World Cup song in viral popularity.😳

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

Good.

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

It was during the nyayo era when the currency lost it's value by half overnight. It was valid concern, history repeating itself right before our very eyes.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.