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“Mʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Tʜᴇᴛᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴀʏ I'ᴍ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ, sᴏ. .ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ Tʜᴇᴛᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ!”

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"We're getting a dog?!"

•Semi-detailed/Detailed/Banter

•New to Theta

•Itsa me, #SpaceBee!

Retweet for the adorable AI?

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[revamp time >:] ]

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[it has been a,,,very long time since i last logged on here]

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@0SamAndMax0 ". . .I still can't tell you."
He murmured quietly after a few moments.

"I can tell you that I've seen some of the agents around but that's about it."
He gave a small shrug.

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he's got a butter knife still and he's just sitting there

m e n a c i n g l y

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@0SamAndMax0 "Well, I'm not really an AI anymore, with the whole me sitting in front of you thing.

But, I don't think I'm supposed to tell you anything about a project iabsolutelyknownothingbaoutyep–"

huh

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@0SamAndMax0 "Oh. You can call me Theta. That's what everyone calls me.

. . Are you one of the UNSC soldiers?"
He tilted his head slightly.

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@0SamAndMax0 "Well, I lost my real one aaand Sam won't tell me where it is.

So I'm training with a butter knife again."
He had a pouty look on his face.

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"oh!! ok, i get it now!

thanks!!"

there he goes, running off to use his new phrase.

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"so like,, if North or Sam or Wash says something really funny, i say 'bow chicka bow wow'?"

this is a recipe for disaster

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"but,,

what sentences should I say that to?"

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"bow chicka bow wow?"

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"since the 4th of July is coming up soon, i hope i can fire some BIG fireworks this time.

usually it's just bottle rockets. they're boring."

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"it's really nice to see people coming back!!"

happy boyo

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Walks up.
"Ahem. .

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's all bye"

what the fuck

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[i drew the evil 9 year old and he has green eyes and a convincing innocent face]

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>:(

Then he's gonna use a butter knife again

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Speaking of knives where the hell is his—

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"fuck cunt"
Time to whisper swear words

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"Have a nice nap Wash!!"

you evil chil d

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[the two horsemen of the apocalypse, knife kid and knife kid; toddler edition]