quas

the best of the worst

[quas @thevious]

I’d be kurt cobain

[Christian Zhivago 😈⚖️ @RealCFZ]

Freddy making him do 6 7.

[quas @thevious]

They said money can’t buy me love and that’s true
But money can buy me drugs so that’s cool

[zoe @loudnutter]

bro What

[360noscope420blazeit 🎮 @360NoScope]

A new easter egg in Black Ops 1 was not on my 2026 bingo card

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

An ant just tried to assassinate me with a microscopic rifle

[quas @thevious]

Alls my life I has to fight

[Caséy🃏 @kariz_casey]

I'll rub my dick on an ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me.

[redrum @griffisu]

posting your bf while you know i love you is crazy

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i have an appointment with dr pepper.

[quas @thevious]

Shorty couldn’t take it no more she went loca

[quas @thevious]

this glock was 3d printed in bangladesh

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Having a friendly bih is worst than getting cheated on

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Girls: It's been more than a month, he must've have forgotten me*

Guys after 5 years:

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

20 years ago 6 Autobots woulda stepped in before it even got to this point he’s burned too many bridges

[:p @UnkleDell]

just talked to my mexican about all this shit going on in the world wow

[S @nlvvc_]

i miss when everything was okay

[ٍ @manic_posting]

i hope i get shot in the face and die tomorrow