Monika

Not your average average.

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[The Rt Hon Lady Matildamog @Jc62Matildamog]

Head of failing Royal Mail sees his pay rise from 2.1 million to 6.9 million. That’ll go unnoticed by most, but when train drivers get a pay rise people are up in arms. What a pathetic country this is.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

went to a wedding that literally ended during the cake cutting because the groom couldn't help himself.

the bride had spent a fortune on her makeup and hair, and she had told him like five times before the wedding: "do not smash the cake in my face, i am serious."

when they went to cut it, his friends started yelling from the tables. the guy smirks, grabs a massive chunk of cake, and absolutely shoves it into her face, completely ruining her hair and staining the dress.

the room went totally dead silent. the bride didn't even yell. she just took a napkin, wiped her eyes, and walked straight out the front doors to a car.

her parents followed her out five minutes later and the reception just awkwardly cleared out.

people said it was just a joke that went too far, but it's not.

if a guy chooses a 5-second laugh with his boys over a direct boundary his wife gave him, he doesn't respect her.

i heard later they didn’t stay married.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

The fact Airbnb is losing revenue isn’t shocking to me . Once hosts started pricing the same or more than hotels didn’t make sense . I rather stay at the hotel with daily housekeeping and room service if that’s the case .

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

the sexiest thing a man can do is learn you. not just love you, but understand you,know how to show up for you, recognize your silence, remember the little things, and make you feel seen. It's never about grand gestures; it's about being intentional in the ways that matter most

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

What really bugs me these days is that we can't own anything anymore. Everything is a subscription. Adobe, Notion, Spotify. You don't just buy things once, you keep paying every month. You literally have to pay for everything forever. Isn't anyone else bothered by this ??

[` @schiz04renic]

most times when a woman is painted as the villain by a man… she just finally chose herself and wouldn’t tolerate his bullshit anymore

[Mah🍒 Ⓐ⋆˚ ⁷ @mahcherrys]

Só porque você tem direitos hoje, não significa que vá ter amanhã

(Afeganistão 1970/2026)

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

If you ever love a man more than he loves you , I promise you that he’ll humiliate you !

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I am begging people to understand the reason you pay so much tax is because the richest pay so little.

The combined tax dodged by the richest 1% is more than the tax contribution of the bottom 70%.

If they paid their tax, you wouldn't have to pay any.

[Mike Yardley @YardleyShooting]

Wake up. Labour must be called out. They are talking about banning VPNs, overnight curfews and total control of the internet. This is authoritarian state stuff outside our tradtions of liberty and should be resisted loudly by anyone committed to magna carta and our constitution.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Ask for more sis. The universe is not on a budget.

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

I've noticed that men don't like women being women anymore. You can't express emotions, be a little dramatic at times, or even be sensitive.
It's almost as if they prefer to be in a relationship with someone more like a man.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks, shouldn’t a deadbeat dad owe child support starting then? Or is "life begins at conception" only convenient when it controls women?

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what’s even worse? A man who pretends to be a good person, when in reality is a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim.