Amber Roca

"How long have I been on anesthesia?"-Stefon

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@ChipotleTweets Dude literally one second and it was gone

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@ChipotleTweets @CashApp $theycallmeroca #ChipotleGuacMode

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

Sean Payton is a LEGEND don’t ever forget that !

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@Sprite not tryna be excessive but I’ve gone to 6 different stores and can’t find Sprite cranberry! Where’s @KingJames when you need him

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

Thought I was watching @nbcsnl and it turned out to be the debate #Debate2020

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

Donald Trump and Joe Biden prepping in the mirror for the debate like #PresidentialDebate2020

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@Pharrell Peabody’s rejected us because you were hosting a private party

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@Pharrell start #SITW tomorrow at 10am and have the performers from today that didn’t get to perform makeup their showtime! It’ll mean the world to us 🙌🏼💕

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

Is it that much to ask for @PostMalone to be my drinking partner?

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@Carebear_hinch Damn you cute

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

You should put some ranch on your personality so people will like you better.

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

Miley Cyrus looks like Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers just releases another song and now Billy Ray Cyrus has a number one song... Disney is slowly taking over again

[lounique__ @lounique__]

Me rn because Facebook and Instagram is down😭😂 #FacebookDown

[Asia Kristina Jones @asiakristina_]

Mannnn what? Take an L and reward myself for trying 😂

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

@Lilkauzi lol you can get in!

[Amber Roca @TheyCallMeRoca]

Remember guys it’s never to late to get accepted to your dream college...

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

Bro if I could hug God, I’d do it endlessly ..