Saint

28 | “By This Right Alone, Do I Rule.” | Aspiring Streamer

[kaidi @nanakaidiki]

find the armor king player:

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can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

You did not go gentle into that good night.

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[Ey_Ton @Tony98040419]

Saw a kid wearing an Elden Ring shirt in the gym and he couldn’t even name 5 remembrance bosses when I asked him. Fucking larpers. Don’t worry we killed him.

[Tuck @WhyTheTuck]

Streamers, I beg you.

If you are playing with other people/streamers, please mute in Discord when you’re talking to chat.

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today I learned new American phrase…🇺🇸

“Motion”

Can’t stop my motion deadass.

[Clix @Clix]

even at 1 hp, you can do 200 damage

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[troi @kmbrlylppngtn]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Saint @TheyCallMeSxint]

@sparebender I’ve regretted never getting that Titan chest ornament for so long. I’ve been praying for that shit to return man 😔 ….Hopefully, it will next update …

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Destiny Bulletin @DestinyBulletn]

The "Server Offline" text for the final Destiny 2 update:

"We built a universe. Guardians like you filled it with meaning. Thank you from all of us on Destiny 2."

[Grunt 4500 @InfiniteGrunt]

At the very least, Bungie should add fishing back in Destiny 2 so we can try to catch a fucking break.

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

The Law of The Jungle