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@BarstoolBigCat I can’t believe this is real. Hilarious and gay.

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@BarstoolGruden It’s so funny that an NFL team’s QB depth chart is Malik Willis QB1 and Kyle McCord as QB2. Their general manager must take notes in crayon.

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People are getting mad at him for saying this but it’s an obvious truth. A coach who is good with staying at Memphis isn’t the best coach Memphis could have. A coach who wants to go be the best would. And that’s the kinda coach you want to play for.

[Jonah Dylan @TheJonahDylan]

Charles Huff on recruiting:

“Every time a coach says, ‘Coach Huff ain’t going to be there,’ it actually works in my favor. Because if I’m leaving Memphis, I ain’t going to high school. I’m going to something bigger.”
https://t.co/e3zURCnEjb

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@4_Ben_Media You could still do it. What’s the worst that could happen you lose? Go for it only losers give a shit

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@4_Ben_Media Do you put hot sauce in your chili? Controversial topic. I always do

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One time I told my baby momma she was so fine before she had kids and she got so pissed but I said it because it was true. Is it nicer for me to act like she was never fine? Wth

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A life hack is to have your night cap at 7 pm. Fall asleep by 9:30. Wake up at 5:30 so fully rested your body doesn’t notice the drinks. Your kids won’t mind because they think their bedtime stories are funnier with slurs.

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@toooldtobehook Also from what I gather they didn’t find the treasure in the full season I skipped

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@toooldtobehook I’ve been considering a comeback but I haven’t had access to history since the season before last

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@chrisfallica Brain dead take

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Russell Brand has always been annoying af but imagine getting sentenced for rape bc of a woman who licked your asshole right after meeting you 😂

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@finkleberg2 @OptVikesFan @barstoolsports

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@finkleberg2 @OptVikesFan @barstoolsports You don’t understand what you’re watching and that’s ok. Most football fans don’t. Have a nice night.

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@OptVikesFan @finkleberg2 @barstoolsports Great play

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@finkleberg2 @OptVikesFan @barstoolsports Oh shit just say you don’t know ball 😂 the corner on the very bottom of the screen intercepted a pass thrown to the receiver on the top of the screen. That’s so rare. I’ve put it in the simplest terms possible for you. It doesn’t happen.

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@finkleberg2 @OptVikesFan @barstoolsports He’s the corner on the opposite side of the field and intercepted a deep post. If you can’t see how exceptional that is, you’re crazy. Best play ever? No. But he’s thinking like a QB. Allen definitely wasn’t considering him picking that off when he made the throw. Insane play.

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@barstoolsports Yeah the corner on the bottom picking off a deep post from the WR on the opposite side of the field is crazy. You don’t know ball.

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@4_Ben_Media A lot of incentivized contracts are going to need to be adjusted. Playoff appearances and wins a lot easier to come by now

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@mattrife The lady wouldn’t let you because she’s a Lisa Ann fan

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@SolidVerbal Veteran nfl qb’s are fully equipped to be head coaches. All the information is there. Can he build a staff is only real question