Habe

"Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good. When the levee breaks mama you got to move!"

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

In case anyone is keeping score. 6 vandals arrested at the reflecting pool for putting their hands in the water. Zero arrests in the Epstein case.

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Early candidate for saddest tweet of the year.

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

Absolutely disgraceful

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Column: In a sport where greed keeps undercutting tradition, the USC-Notre Dame rivalry needs to continue. That’s primarily on USC, which is in danger of further chiseling away its identity.

https://t.co/xE4lUgKBtM

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

There are few things in this #society that make me happier than when people on the interstate collectively, don’t let some #fuckhead pass on the right when there’s a line of traffic on the left that they are never going to get past #America

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

No one:
Taco Bell: We should bring back the Meximelt and charge almost $4 for it.

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

Can you believe Nathan Lane did a Billy Crystal impression for the entirety of The Lion King?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

AI is getting out of hand 💀

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A map of sitcoms in NYC

[Peter King @peter_king]

Football Morning in America is up! And this one’s about the luckiest man on Earth. It’s been real. 🏈📝❤️

https://t.co/HE4hRJsPzY

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

You ever switch up your hair and wonder if anyone will notice?

They notice.

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

Ludacris looks like a football samurai up there. Who gave him shoulder pads #Halftime #SuperBowl

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

@rachel_lately Nice 👏🏻

[Tobago Slim @jeanpaulcomedy]

What’s that old football saying again?
Is it “Never send Cowboys to do a Cowmans job”?
Asking for some sad friends.
#WildCard

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

After contemplating exactly zero other options, I have decided to once again watch 14 hours of football today.

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

Fall is here now mufukas

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

A.J. Brown is good at football

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Vikings are waiving former first-round draft pick Jalen Reagor, per source.

[Brittney @B_rad_tell_em]

Real shit 🤣🤣😂

[NFL @NFL]

The first OL in NFL history enters the Hall of Fame today.

[Habe @TheycallmeHabe]

I unknowingly refilled my Brita filter with hot water this morning #cheers #HappyThursday #fml