𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

" MILF?? You youngsters and your funny made up words. "

ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴜsᴇ
ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍɪɴɴᴇsᴏᴛᴀɴ
ᴡɪᴅᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ
ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ɢᴇʀᴍᴀᴘʜᴏʙᴇ

ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ?

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

The collar of his gi was grasped with both gloves hands and yanked hard enough to get him eye level. As soon as he was, he was in for the biggest smooch of his life.

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

Well, he's standing now. A worried look on his face as he couldn't read hers at the moment.

Then.

"O-Oh..!!!", It clicked!

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

She'll at least let him get to his feet before pouncing.

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

"Y-Yes, Patty..?" He immediately puts the paper down, shifting, as he was just about to stand.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"Takuma."

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

The dojo, of course, but.. he was reading the newspaper. Footsteps approaching, he looks up.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

Wherever @UnbeatenKarate is, Patty is headed his way.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@DaddyDimitrescu Patty really isn't that kind of woman.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"DeeDee and Dexter are out and I have the whole house to myself again... Maybe I should... Oh, but he might be busy..."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"That was the first Easter I haven't celebrated since the kids got too old to go egg hunting. Goodness, they grow up so fast."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

Not certain she knows what this means, but she's happy to join the trend!

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

Pleasant as always, Patty smiled sweetly and took gentle hold of his bicep with both gloved hands.

"Now let's talk about why you're up so late. You know how important getting proper rest is."

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

"Of course, of course!" He looked over his shoulder as the mysterious person was gone. One more huff was given before his attention returned to his sweet Patty!

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"Well whatever is happening don't let it get to you, mkay hun? We don't want your blood pressure to spike."

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

Takuma only has a handful of friends and none of them are here----.

"Just.. a.. ah..", could he bring himself to explain the whole Mr. Karate situation? He's struggling on his words. "I wouldn't say pestering, not yet.."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"Now when you say nuisance, do you mean an old friend of some kind that occasionally gets on your nerves or is this person genuinely pestering you?"

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

"Ah! Just-- Just an old nuisance, but they're gone now.."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"Something the matter, hun?"

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

"Hmph.."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@UnbeatenKarate // I noticed. Thank you~.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

The hell you do.
The button/switch should be in your settings. Turn that shit on.

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

I can't fit parody into my bio. If I die, I die.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@UnbeatenKarate "My plane landed last night. I was planning to surprise you in a more 'Ta-da' kind of way, but my jet lag was so terrible the plan fell through."

She got right to dabbing the spilled tea from his chin and neck with a napkin, only pausing occasionally to assess his burns.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

~ 💋💋

[Takuma Sakazaki @UnbeatenKarate]

SPITS UP HIS TEA ALL OVER HIMSELF--

"P-PP--"

[✣ 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓪 @OneSultryAuthor]

"Oʜ, I'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ. Wᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡꜱ ғᴏʀ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱғᴜʟ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇᴘʀᴇɴᴇᴜʀꜱ."

Mɪꜱꜱ Bᴇʟɪɴᴅᴀ Eᴠᴀɴꜱ
Sᴀꜱꜱʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ Jᴏᴜʀɴᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ᴏғ Wʀɪᴛɪɴɢ Mɪꜱꜱ Dᴀɪꜱʏ
18+ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ

RTꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ♡

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@UnbeatenKarate No no, there's no peeking.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

"Christmas is just around the corner. I'm sure the kids are excited."

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@UnbeatenKarate Yes, guess he will.

[𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐎'𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @ThiccHomemaker]

@UnbeatenKarate Hm.