Markus Antonius 🐍

y'all are 🐁, so focused on the 🧀 y'all forgot the 🪤

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Niggas use to treat substitute teachers so inhumane for no reason 😭

[The Final Scorpio 💌 @girlbosskenroy]

They’re doing this to me at work

[Jeremy 🐇⭕️🙃 @Jeremy8911]

One thing Dr. Loomis will do is shoot that pistol at Michael Myers 😂

[Markus Antonius 🐍 @Thiccutcheon]

@thejoshl we need to talk about how they're just as bad as shoe guys

[z🎃rp! @zipzapzrp]

i pirate shit even if i can afford it

[lexi @sydvadi]

they’ll shove a reboot up your ass if you’re not looking

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i love it when cats walk around with their lil' toys in their mouth 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹

[MistyFresh (PREVIOUSLY CEASERBOIBLAM64) @CeaserBoi]

Betsy said she really just did Friday for the paycheck but when I'm reminded of scenes like this where it looks like she's trying not to laugh and having the time of her life I doubt that

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

As someone who has a hilariously massive Blu-ray collection I want you to know that some of these Criterions orders we’re packing today are psychotically large. Put some money away for retirement folks…

[vp @hadrianmarlowe_]

Just watched one of the best horror movies ever made

[bimbo cowgirl @imnotrealthx]

Missionary so i can see the hate in his eyes for Israel

[Jake Tropila @JakeTropila]

It’s really heartening to know that high schoolers can go to their local AMC, purchase a ticket for Street Fighter or some shit, and then sneak into an auditorium to witness the restored Rape of Christ.

[PenPlays @PenPlays_]

LEGO DAFT PUNK HAS BEEN TEASED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

LEGO DAFT PUNK HAS. BEEN. TEASED!!!!!

[*'°’`percy*'°’` @percypercperc]

i desire irl bondage buddies so bad. why cant i have a homie mssg saying "hey im coming over, wear something cute" and then burst in wearing a mask and pin me down to bind and gag and cuddle me. like wtf

[ashlynn🖤 @ashlynn_barrera]

“i won the ticketmaster war!!” and it’s for calvin harris of all people like girl what war 😭😭

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Good pussy will have a mf laid up watching Y tu mamá también talking about So they never meet again?😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ellaaaa🌸 @prettyellaaa1_]

getting ur clit rubbed by a dj prolly go crazy, he down there like wikiwikiwiki

[brian berkman @BrianBerkman]

this trailer had no right being that good

[Markus Antonius 🐍 @Thiccutcheon]

@BrianBerkman That Spanish remix of Metallica was fire , fit well with this game

[Lost City of Z super fan @decoyrobot]

Closer is the greatest song of the 90s. This seals the deal.