Football Jokes ✗

Bringing you the best football jokes and funny facts on the internet! Its all funny until we make a joke about your team..

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@Twitter Absolutely fuming, I’ve been locked out of my personal account for over a month now due to some sort of hack. Won’t let me change my password. I’ve contacted you several times and heard nothing back. Fed up.

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Club Form:
Man City - WDWWWW
Man Utd - LWWWWW
Newcastle - WWWLDW
Chelsea - WWWDWL
Liverpool - ROFLMAO

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Liverpool
Y - You'll
N - Never
W - Win
A - Again

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Retweet if you had one of these beauties.

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Ok I'm done 😂😂

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Exactly 5months ago this happened.....

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Retweet if you see you club

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If you're an LFC fan right now, you're probably doing one of three things:
1. Defending Suarez
2. Defending Gerrard
3. Kissing your sister

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Jack Wilshere: "If I lived in Spain for five years, I wouldn't play for Spain." You wouldn't even get in the squad Jack.

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Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies." Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies.

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Chelsea made a superb start to their Europa League defence...

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The annoying moment when you realise there's no Premier League football this weekend

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Ozil: "I am happy to sign for Arsenal, I always wanted to play for Manchester City

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Chelsea have Mata, Man City have Silva, Arsenal have Özil, Man United have Tom Cleverly.

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Arsenal have gone from having Andre Santos as number 11 to having Mesut Özil as number 11. That's like dumping Susan Boyle for Mila Kunis.

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Ozil to the left of me, Cazorla to the right, here I am stuck in the middle Giroud

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BREAKING: Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is stuck in the transfer window. (@BBCSporf)

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BREAKING: Peter Odemwingie spotted starting up his car and turning on his sat nav. More to follow. (@BBCSporf)

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Marouane Chamakh has scored more goals this season than Ronaldo, Rooney, Bale and Suarez put together! #Fact

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BREAKING : Willian spotted at Stamford Bridge with Brendan Rogers having a medical for spurs wearing an arsenal kit for his move to united.