ChampagneMami, MBA

I like all my S's with 2 lines through them because I'm an Accountant. I'm pretty much the female version of Drake but I'm not his ex, I'm the main.

[ChampagneMami, MBA @Thick__Snick]

God has a great sense of humor. Sometimes I don't always get the punchline, but He's funny.

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

Yeah T-Mobile just lost me. How are you going to retire a phone plan customers agreed to, to force us to pay more. Is it not a contract?

[k @ysljennii]

rappers used to be fit & fine smh, now all we have is big drug belly demons :(

[MJ @just_drmj]

These kids are shortening words because they can’t spell!!

[$ @2xsam_]

Yes, I wish I acted worse!

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Ngl growing up we was some walking mfs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ChampagneMami, MBA @Thick__Snick]

I love when I’m eating apples and they start to turn brown. That lets me know that they’re real.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[the coldest 🥶 @CldstWintrEvr]

Kids really feel like they gotta have hella fun everyday lmao. Like bro chill out

[K E I S H @MikeishaDache]

Is that lady’s mama still missing??

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

the babies cannot read y’all. they can’t read. like english words. they can’t read words in the only language they know.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

“She can’t keep a man”. It’s so easy to keep a man ya’ll. I promise. All you gotta do is allow them to lie and cheat in peace, don’t challenge their patterns, and don’t address anything they do that hurts you. You’ll keep them for years and years until they find their next toy.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

[𓆩 ✝ 𓆪 @NglMaya]

That mf bed don't start feeling its mf best until it's time to get up for work😭

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

If SpongeBob didn’t do nun else, he took his lil yellow azz to work…😭💀

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Anybody else feels burnt out ??