Dr. Mouth Balls

mouth/balls 👄 ⚾ 🏀
put my balls in ya mouth call that mouth balls

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In Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025), player character "Hornet" can be seen repeatedly exploding and teleporting to a nearby bench instantly. This is a subtle nod to the fact that i am bad at video games

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"go to Facebook marketplace, that's where the heat is"
The heat:

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Normalize threatening retail workers

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Call her the #joker the way she Got on my ham

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this TSA agent just told me I'm "the bomb". He a real one fo dat

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Drip so cold they call me the fresh caught Alaskan salmon

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watching a twitch gamer piss in real time, call that a live stream

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"beat his dick so hard I punched his balls, his eyes are blue and now so are his balls"
-Rush, "Tom Sawyer"

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Should I run Twitter ?

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@elonmusk I will be your successor Mr. Muks, if you look on my profile you will see I have a history of sensible, fair, bipartisan opinions

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he's gonna fuck Crash Bandicoot #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #mark #m

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or just head

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need somebody to give me road head in a 2 hour traffic jam caused by an 85-car pile up on i-285

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Or just road head anywhere please

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Kim Wexler is standing in the corner of my bedroom ominously muttering the words "Mesa Verde" over and over again send help

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If a goth girl does not sit on my face in the next 7 days (in Minecraft) I'm going to make the large hadron collider into the average sized hadron collider and y'all are not ready for that (in Minecraft)

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I fucked the turkey

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lightblulb stukk in ass sned hellp

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#MidtermElections2022 results are in. It's all jeb!