Thilus

Don't be a bad person.
Gone dark due to new twitter ownership.
Thanks for all the fish.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Our words imply we're dangling by our fingertips on the brink of apocalypse, but our actions say we're INCREDIBLY bored, consuming vast quantities of media while scrolling and scrolling endlessly for another uninformed opinion from a random nobody we can all argue or joke about.

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

I'll say that every company knows they're lowballing us.
Sometimes they'll tell you upfront.
Sometimes they'll hope you won't notice or care.
But I've NEVER heard of something this weird and petty.

[John Carmack @ID_AA_Carmack]

I wrote a little program to composite map images from scrolling game footage. There were some tiny speckles at edges that I thought were due to me running off my buffer, but it looks like the original master system Sonic had an off-by-one error with very fast movement.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

The real Greenwald just does not miss. Absolutely nailed it.

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

Here's an ad for oatmeal that just screams at you for 30 seconds about how extreme oatmeal is
https://t.co/IFIeulrMYZ

[AC Stuart @NoobtheLoser]

there's a burrow of baby bunnies in the firepit in my back yard and I realize now I was put on this earth to make sure nothing ever hurts them

[CLAPTRAP @BorderlandsFilm]

"With me around, you might actually get somewhere." - Lilith #BorderlandsMovie

[Sarah Kliff @sarahkliff]

I thought this was a particularly telling quote about how Americans think about our health care system.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

You could make zombie movies so, so much scarier just by accurately portraying how hard it is to shoot a moving target in the head with a pistol.

There is only a handful of people on earth who can do what you routinely see in zombie movies/shows.

[Adam Morgan @adamm0rgan]

I am obsessed with the Myst-like design of this structure near Raleigh, NC — but wait until you see what's inside (thread for surprise).

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

There's no joke here, just something most people forget. ALSO: If you're dealing with an elderly person, there's something like a 1 in 3 chance they're in constant pain, just all the time. Maybe cut them some slack, I don't know

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The internet is almost magical in its ability to quickly neutralize any useful term through overuse. Like "gaslighting" used to refer to an extremely specific form of psychological abuse, but social media and bloggers used it to just mean "lying" and now it's useless as a word.

[Thilus @Thilus]

@Kintarotpc Just be the best handsome devil blob you can be }=)

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

"No, see, it's okay that I destroyed the life of this clearly mentally ill woman by recording her psychological breakdown and uploading it for her worldwide humiliation, because she's a KAREN!"

-an absolute piece of shit who deserves an incredible amount of suffering.

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

I approached Peter Mayhew to prep him for an on camera interview when I was just starting out and my phone wasn’t on silent when someone I was dating sent me ten texts in a row.

My text alert noise was the Chewbacca sound...

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

An open letter to J2, Ziff Davis, and IGN concerning the unilateral take down of a post with charitable resources for Palestinian civilians:

https://t.co/E9uSJjdjSL

[Thilus @Thilus]

Never been more proud of the tireless team that's been helping me through life with dick jokes and telling me which Resident Evil games are worth playing since I was wee.
No sarcasm or irony in that statement: I'm smiling so wide I could almost cry. https://t.co/OCbU8i9so0

[Lee Travis @LeeTravis_]

very proud of my friends at IGN

required reading ⤵️

https://t.co/blKKqUH4Kz

[cozy luminous thing 💫 @Rididelduol]

me, crying, pleading: pls. pLEASE. let me give the government money so they don't send me 2 jail

hrblock: teeheehee!! but first u must answer these riddles three!